The northlondonhippy

Hello and wel­come to my brand new, all singing, all danc­ing, shiny new blog!

Dig it, fuckers!

I’m the northlon­don­hippy, the “biggest inter­net celebrity you’ve never heard of”, but not for much longer!

The relaunch of my blog is just the first step in my world wide web dom­i­na­tion! I’ve got big plan to take over the world and your life.

Just leave every­thing to the hippy and all will be very cool!

I’m not new to blog­ging, far from it. I’ve been at this for nearly 2 years and over 400 posts. So what?

So I ain’t no fuck­ing ama­teur, you get me? I know a thing or two about blogging.

I also know a lot about sex, drugs, rock & roll and life, but more on that later.

My OLD BLOG is no more. I’ve stopped writ­ing there and from today onwards, all of my new posts will go onto this brand spank­ing new page, designed and admin­is­tered by my younger brother.

I’d like to take this oppor­tu­nity to thank Blog­ger for pro­vid­ing me a host and home for nearly 2 years. It’s not that I don’t love Blog­ger, because of course, I do, but we’ve grown apart recently.

We’ve gone in dif­fer­ent direc­tions, we’re just not the same blog­ger and host/interface we used to be. We’re part­ing as friends, we’ll stay in touch and my archive will always be on Blog­ger as a reminder of days gone by.

If my clever younger brother has his way, my archive will also be imported into this blog. Groovy! You can get down with the old hippy and brush up on your hippy history!

You see, I’m the hippy you all adore…
Because I am a com­plete media whore!
Read a bit of my blog and you’ll play into my hands
Because I’ll con­vert you all into hippyfans!

You see, I’m liv­ing that hippy life so you don’t have to! Imag­ine all the money I save you on drugs and whores! I’m doing you a real favour here!

That’s true you know, in every­thing I do, I’m doing it just for you!

This hippy is all about truth and I’ll never lie to you. Some of the truths I’ll share won’t be pretty, about myself, about our world, about everything!

Here’s a truth for you: Today is my birth­day! No shit, fuck­ers! I hold noth­ing back!

So it is some­what appro­pri­ate that my hippy rebirth is hap­pen­ing on the same day as my 43rd birthday.

Yep, I’m forty-fucking-three years old! And I bet you thought you stum­bled upon some teenager’s blog. Well, think again, fuckers!

My arrested ado­les­cence con­tin­ues unabated. I’m the Id to every­one else’s Super-ego! I’m the great cor­rup­tor and prince of all things fun! I say and do all the things you wish you could!

And I get away with it!

Would you like to know how I’m going to spend my birth­day today? Of course you would!

Well, I’m off from work today. I’m actu­ally off quite a bit, prob­a­bly more than I’m actu­ally work­ing. I work shifts, mainly overnight and that helps me to live my wild and wacky lifestyle.

It’s nearly 10am on a Thurs­day; I’m not even dressed. I’m smok­ing a juicy, skunky spliff and it’s not my first this morn­ing. In around an hour, I’m going to start tak­ing PURPLE OHMS, which are one of a new class of legal highs, based on nat­ural ingre­di­ents. After that, I hope to be off my face for the remain­der of the day.

This, my first blog entry in my brand new blog, will be the only pro­duc­tive thing I accom­plish all god­damn day! And not only am I not ashamed of this, I’m actu­ally quite proud!

I work damn hard and damn often, I also put a lot of time into out­side projects that I’m writing!

You see, my view is sim­ple; you can’t be labelled a fail­ure if you’re still try­ing! Though I’m a middle-aged nobody, I haven’t given up on doing some­thing really cool with my life.

I’ve already done lots of cool things; my career so far has been pep­pered with cool­ness. If I told you what I did for a liv­ing, you would think it was cool, but it’s not cool enough!

I’ve got books inside me, fea­ture films, tv series, you name it. Just gimme some money and I’ll show you what this hippy can do!

In the mean time, I’ll just keep qui­etly plug­ging along. For a con­firmed drug addict, I work far more than you would expect. I’m wasted, but I’m no waster!

Today’s my birth­day, I’m enti­tled to be unapolo­get­i­cally self-indulgent!

Even the UK gov­ern­ment is down with the hippy today and are pro­vid­ing me with a lit­tle birth­day gift!

The home sec­re­tary, Charles Clark is to announce that after review­ing the sit­u­a­tion, cannabis (this hippy’s favourite sub­stance) is to remain a “Class C” drug! This is good news! Read it RIGHT HERE!

But not great news, no; great news would be that it was legal! In my dreams! Maybe yours too!

So happy birth­day to me! Wel­come to my new blog! Dig it, fuckers!