The northlondonhippy

That’s right fuck­ers! My old bong is up for grabs and maybe you will win it!

I’m giv­ing away my slightly used, slightly mod­i­fied, Black Leaf Bong with an Ice Twist. That’s the actual bong you can see in the slightly blurry cam­er­a­phone pics above. It’s even nicer in real life.

It’s a black acrylic bong, quite tall, angled, with an inte­grated ice twist for an extra cool smoke. The bong fea­tures an Aus­tralian styled lift off bowl for easy refill­ing and clean­ing and has a carb hole on the back.

I added the orange extend­ing tube that you can see in the photo; it adds a level of fil­tra­tion as well as adding length. Size does count, kids! Don’t believe every­thing you hear!

The bong hits like a dream and I’m only part­ing with it to make room for yet another bong and of course, to improve the oth­er­wise bleak and dreary exis­tence of some lucky hippyfan!

I tried to give my car away once; it didn’t work. I gave away an after­noon of shroom­ing with me; way back when magic mush­rooms were legal. This time, I’ve got a prize that all of you will want badly!

So here are the rules.

1) You need to be 18 years or older to enter. Sorry kids, but I won’t be cor­rupt­ing any minors. You’ll all have to do that yourselves.

2) I’m only will­ing to ship the bong within the Euro­pean Union, so if you’re not in the EU, sorry. It’s sim­ple, there are no cus­toms checks within the EU, so I’m con­fi­dent the win­ner will actu­ally receive it by stan­dard post. I’ll repeat that, this con­test is only open to res­i­dents of the Euro­pean Union with a valid postal address.

3) The judge’s word is final. I’m the judge, what I say goes. The prize will be awarded accord­ing to my dis­cre­tion, so don’t blame me if some local 19 year old hot­tie who offered me oral sex won it over you! I didn’t say I wasn’t cor­rupt­ible or open to bribes, so do your worst, er best!

4) The bong will arrive in plain pack­ag­ing, sent and addressed to what­ever name and address you sup­ply. Yes, you can use a fake name, but you need to sup­ply a valid address. The bong will arrive in excel­lent, clean con­di­tion, with a brand new bowl, and con­in­cal gauze. The postage will be fully paid.

5) Only the win­ner, upon noti­fi­ca­tion of win­ning will need to sup­ply an address. You do NOT need to send me any of your real life details to enter! If you are not pre­pared to sup­ply details so I can ship the bong to you, if you win, please don’t bother entering!

How to enter:

Enter­ing the “Win the hippy’s old bong con­test” couldn’t be eas­ier! Fol­low these sim­ple steps and you will be well on your way to pos­si­bly win­ning my old bong for free! Every­one loves some­thing free, don’t they?

1) All you need to do is send an email to thehippy@northlondonhippy.com

2) Impor­tant! Please put “Gimme your old bong you crazeee hippy” in the sub­ject line of the email.

3) In the body of the email, please explain in as many words as you think you need, why I should send you my old bong. Be cre­ative, be convincing!

4) Please men­tion your gen­uine age and loca­tion. I don’t mean your street address; for exam­ple, I would say “north London”.

The win­ner will be noti­fied by return email no later than Fri­day 14th April 2006, so no entries will be accepted after mid­night 13th April 2006 (local north Lon­don time).

Dis­claimer:
– This con­test is void in your area if pro­hib­ited by local law
– No guar­an­tees will be under­taken in the deliv­ery of the prize, if the postal ser­vice loses it, we all lose!
– The hippy is in no way respon­si­ble for any­thing that might hap­pen as a result of you win­ning the prize or what might fol­low after any pos­si­ble use of the prize. If you get in trou­ble with your par­ents, your part­ner or the police, it is your respon­si­bil­ity, not the hippy’s in any shape or form. The win­ner is solely respon­si­ble for every­thing! You can’t blame the hippy for jack­shit, so don’t even try, fuck­ers!
– Er, that’s all I can think of…
– If you’re a lawyer and want to keep my ass out of trou­ble, email with more!