That’s right fuckers! My old bong is up for grabs and maybe you will win it!

I’m giving away my slightly used, slightly modified, Black Leaf Bong with an Ice Twist. That’s the actual bong you can see in the slightly blurry cameraphone pics above. It’s even nicer in real life.

It’s a black acrylic bong, quite tall, angled, with an integrated ice twist for an extra cool smoke. The bong features an Australian styled lift off bowl for easy refilling and cleaning and has a carb hole on the back.

I added the orange extending tube that you can see in the photo; it adds a level of filtration as well as adding length. Size does count, kids! Don’t believe everything you hear!

The bong hits like a dream and I’m only parting with it to make room for yet another bong and of course, to improve the otherwise bleak and dreary existence of some lucky hippyfan!

I tried to give my car away once; it didn’t work. I gave away an afternoon of shrooming with me; way back when magic mushrooms were legal. This time, I’ve got a prize that all of you will want badly!

So here are the rules.

1) You need to be 18 years or older to enter. Sorry kids, but I won’t be corrupting any minors. You’ll all have to do that yourselves.

2) I’m only willing to ship the bong within the European Union, so if you’re not in the EU, sorry. It’s simple, there are no customs checks within the EU, so I’m confident the winner will actually receive it by standard post. I’ll repeat that, this contest is only open to residents of the European Union with a valid postal address.

3) The judge’s word is final. I’m the judge, what I say goes. The prize will be awarded according to my discretion, so don’t blame me if some local 19 year old hottie who offered me oral sex won it over you! I didn’t say I wasn’t corruptible or open to bribes, so do your worst, er best!

4) The bong will arrive in plain packaging, sent and addressed to whatever name and address you supply. Yes, you can use a fake name, but you need to supply a valid address. The bong will arrive in excellent, clean condition, with a brand new bowl, and conincal gauze. The postage will be fully paid.

5) Only the winner, upon notification of winning will need to supply an address. You do NOT need to send me any of your real life details to enter! If you are not prepared to supply details so I can ship the bong to you, if you win, please don’t bother entering!

How to enter:

Entering the “Win the hippy’s old bong contest” couldn’t be easier! Follow these simple steps and you will be well on your way to possibly winning my old bong for free! Everyone loves something free, don’t they?

1) All you need to do is send an email to thehippy@northlondonhippy.com

2) Important! Please put “Gimme your old bong you crazeee hippy” in the subject line of the email.

3) In the body of the email, please explain in as many words as you think you need, why I should send you my old bong. Be creative, be convincing!

4) Please mention your genuine age and location. I don’t mean your street address; for example, I would say “north London”.

The winner will be notified by return email no later than Friday 14th April 2006, so no entries will be accepted after midnight 13th April 2006 (local north London time).

Disclaimer:
- This contest is void in your area if prohibited by local law
- No guarantees will be undertaken in the delivery of the prize, if the postal service loses it, we all lose!
- The hippy is in no way responsible for anything that might happen as a result of you winning the prize or what might follow after any possible use of the prize. If you get in trouble with your parents, your partner or the police, it is your responsibility, not the hippy’s in any shape or form. The winner is solely responsible for everything! You can’t blame the hippy for jackshit, so don’t even try, fuckers!
- Er, that’s all I can think of…
- If you’re a lawyer and want to keep my ass out of trouble, email with more!