The northlondonhippy

Archive for March 21st, 2006

One of you is really going to win my bong, but you can’t win it, if you don’t enter. Click here for all the details. It really could be *you*

Hey fuck­ers. I’m hav­ing one of those hip­py­days that make life worth liv­ing already!

I’ve been awake since 5am, lucky me. I went to bed around 11pm, so that’s 6 hours of qual­ity sleep. Ok, it’s not enough.

I’ve already watched the lat­est episode of the Sopra­nos, which is a pretty neat trick here in north Lon­don, con­sid­er­ing it’s get­ting it’s first run in Amer­ica on HBO right now. Why do I have to wait for Chan­nel Four to get their act together? I’ll watch it again when they show it any­way, so every­one wins!

I’m dig­ging it already and they’re only up to episode two. Rock on.

I’ve also been out to the superduper­mar­ket and it was a good trip. I was there and back in 45 min­utes and didn’t for­get a sin­gle item. Yipppeee to that!

I’ve also read all my usual news­pa­per sites and other assorted web­pages, checked all my email accounts and responded to the more press­ing ones. I’ve also done some web shop­ping, plac­ing an order with Ama­zon and EDIT.

Besides a few small, incon­se­quen­tial items, the two main things I pur­chased from EDIT are the following:

A RooR dif­fuser (for my Lit­tle Sista 5.0 Ice Master)

…and

SPICE!

The dif­fuser was planned all along, but to order one, I had to mea­sure the down­pipe that was shipped with the Lit­tle Sista, because each bong is unique and the lengths can vary. Hey ho!

Spice, appears to be a herbal smok­ing mix­ture that is sup­pose to smell and taste good as well as get you high! Sounds good to me; and appar­ently it also mixes very well with weed, so I could be on to a win­ner. It also costs the same as skunk, so I’m hop­ing the reviews I’ve seen means it lives up to the hype. I’ll find out tomorrow.

I always try to stay up to date and on the cut­ting edge of legal highs! Watch out for my per­sonal review of Spice, com­ing soon!
God, is this a dull-ass post­ing or what? I went shop­ping, I bought this, I wanked my cock down to a bloody stump!

OK, I made up that last one, just to see if you were pay­ing atten­tion. You are. Good.

See, here’s the thing. As “the biggest inter­net celebrity you’ve never heard of….but not for long”, I’m con­stantly check­ing my hit­counter to see if my online star­dom has arrived.

So far, it hasn’t.

That doesn’t stop me from check­ing, though. As “a mes­siah for the new mil­len­nium”, I know I need to get my words out to the masses in a big old way; and I know my time will come; and soon!

In the mean­time, I am chart­ing a rather steady increase in traf­fic to my site. There’s loads of new hip­py­fans join­ing you old timers every day. I can even see how many of you fuck­ers are book­mark­ing me and grab­bing the syn­di­ca­tion feeds and it warms this hippy’s heart to no end!

It’s not that I’m unpop­u­lar, or unknown, I pre­fer to see it as still remain­ing under­ground; so if you’ve made it here, well done you!

I love you hip­py­fans, I really do. That’s why I want to give you my old bong. For the hippy loveth you all so much that he doth giveth you his old acrylic old! Dig it fuckers!

So to my hip­py­fans, both old and new, thank you for vis­it­ing my page.

You’re part of the inter­net elite, a small, extremely intel­li­gent and sexy sub­group of inter­net users who have the good taste, com­mon sense and quite frankly, the over­whelm­ing cool required to fully appre­ci­ate what­ever it is I do here.

What is it I do here, again? Oh yeah, my spe­cial brand of drivel!

You are by far the best group of fans on the inter­net and though your num­bers may be few (and grow­ing rapidly), you all more than make up for it with your style, wit and joie de vivre!

So whether you are a first time vis­i­tor or a long time hip­py­fan, wel­come to my wild, weird and wacky world!

“I’ll make you laugh, I’ll make you think, I’ll make you wish you were a hippy too!” Or some­thing like that.