The northlondonhippy

And that title ain’t no lie, fuckers!

I’m high as a kite; I’m as high as the sky. I’m so high, so high, SO high!

I’ve been test-driving “The Big Grin” from Funk Pills and I’m dig­ging these lit­tle fuck­ers very much. I’ll be order­ing some more of them.

I took one pill around 12:30pm and was pleas­antly sur­prised that by 1:30pm, I was feel­ing some mild, yet pro­nounced effects.

Ini­tially, I found it slightly euphoric, with a sub­tle under­tow of being mon­ged. My vision became sharper as well.

I took a sec­ond dose around 2:30pm and now it is two hours after that. It’s much more euphoric, sen­sual and uplift­ing while being more com­fort­ably mon­ged. Colours are quite vibrant, my vision is razer sharp.

I like ‘em these ones good!

The nicest thing about them is they are not speedy at all; no rac­ing heart, no rest­less­ness. You could quite eas­ily watch a film or go out and talk utter crap to strangers for hours.

I had some com­ments from a long time hip­py­fan called Mesh­man which I thought I would share with you. Here’s his mes­sage to me:

“hello mr hippy, i often pop in here and check what you are up too — wasnt happy to hear about your pur­ple ohm exp, hope you were ok in the end , how­ever i was sur­prised at you for tak­ing more than rec­om­mended — you should know better !!!!

any­ways i felt it pru­dent to dis­pel the myth that you per­pet­u­ate re :- piper­azines. They are not an extract or deriv­a­tive of any nat­ural sub­stance — they dont occur in nature at all — in fact they are more related to Via­gra than Pep­per! Piper­azines are tra­di­tion­ally used to elim­i­nate Worm infec­tions in humans — yes WORMS !!

The orig­i­nal ‘made from pep­per‘ line was spun to help ease the pos­si­ble legal­ity / accep­tance of these com­pounds when they began appear­ing in NZ as a harm reduc­tion tool. They do have a resem­blance to piperi­dine which is a con­stituent of piper­ine which is found in the black pep­per plant, hence the link.

Some info here -

http://www.shaman-australis.com.au/Website/law/Piperazine/index.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piperazine

stay safe and always fol­low the instruc­tions on the pack !!!

- mesh­man”

He’s right on every­thing he’s said. Pay atten­tion kids!

On my ill-fated Pur­ple Ohm fest, which was back in Jan­u­ary, I did indeed exceed the stated dosage, which is why I had such a bad time on them. I have copped to this before, but I don’t know if I’ve ever tried to explain.

My only expe­ri­ence with piper­azines at that point was lim­ited to PEPs and it is very com­mon for peo­ple to exceed the dosage, if what you read in forums online is any­thing to go by. It was the same with other herbal highs I had pre­vi­ously tried; to get any­where you needed to take a lot.

Piper­azines aren’t nor­mal, herbal highs! They are strong and you should all fol­low meshman’s advice and learn from my mistake!

I am hav­ing real trou­ble form­ing coher­ent sen­tences at the moment. I’m not up to my usual game. I’m mon­ged and not complaining!

Even bet­ter, when my order from EDIT came yes­ter­day, it had an extra, free sam­ple pack of Twisted (Psy­che­delic Funk). How cool is that?

I’m going to go back to being a sofa zom­bie on this fine Fri­day after­noon. I’ve just packed up my RooR mini steam­roller and I’m going to float away happy.
Don’t you all want me to be happy? Don’t you? Don’t you??