The northlondonhippy

I spent a good chunk of yes­ter­day off my face on some Funk Pills. It was a Wednes­day, which is just as good as any other day to par­take in some legal highs.

I decided to try Funk’s Twisted (Psy­che­delic Funk) which are sup­posed to be the trippy ones from their line of party pills.

I took the first cap­sule around 3pm on an empty stom­ach, then sat back until the effects began. At around 4pm, just as I was start­ing to come up from the first one, I took a second.

The high was to be expected from some­thing BZP based – I started feel­ing up and happy and some­what euphoric. What I didn’t get was any over­whelm­ing psy­che­delic effects, just a slight sharp­en­ing of my vision.

I think that is my biggest gripe about some of these legal highs, they never deliver the trippy punch that I am seek­ing. As much as every­one wants them to be shroom replace­ments, they’re clearly not. I wish they were!

Shrooms were so much bet­ter than every­thing else you could buy legally, they were the best trippy drug I ever enjoyed. I wish they could come back!

The cur­rent incar­na­tion of legal highs are good, I’m not knock­ing them as I do enjoy the high they pro­duce, but they are dif­fer­ent from other ille­gal highs. While com­par­isons can be made between piper­azines and MDMA, they are very dis­tinc­tive drugs.

At about 6pm yes­ter­day, I took a third pill, which to be hon­est was a bit more than I needed. It was the usual story, I hadn’t come up enough from the first two, though by 6:15pm, I finally did but I was con­cerned I might have over­done it. I did, but only as a per­sonal preference.

The third pill I took was a “Big Grin” also from Funk Pills, which has a dif­fer­ent blend to the Twisted pills and con­se­quently dif­fer­ent effects. The com­bi­na­tion was very pleas­ant; I was quite deeply monged!

I cer­tainly pre­fer the “Big Grin” to the Twisted pills as the high is much more mind-numbing. Trust me, that’s a good thing.

I peaked around 9 or 10pm and by mid­night I was still buzzing. To aid in the come­down, I drank a Dutch hot cocoa (made with a dash of but­ter and some ground hash) and took a Valer­ian. By 2am, I was sound asleep.

Today, I feel some­what lethar­gic and hun­gover, which I don’t nor­mally expe­ri­ence, but I’m attribut­ing it to the increased dose and most likely I didn’t drink enough water; though it seemed like I did at the time. I’m sure I’ll be back to nor­mal by tomor­row, but this should explain the some­what sub­dued tone this entry has taken.

I need a few spliffs and another good night’s sleep and I’ll be right as rain.