I trust you are all wearing your fingers down to a stub, hitting redial repeatedly as you vote to get Grace Adams-Short out.

As BB villains go, she is certainly doing all she can to engender the hatred of the Great British Public. Her bullying and backstabbing is a wonder to behold. But the best part of it by far is her complete lack of awareness as to why she is so disliked.

I touched on this in my previous BB entry, how the chanting of “Get Grace out” last Friday will be seen as one of the defining moments of BB7.

I’ve actually been thinking about how that all came about and I’m fairly certain it was an intentional decision the part of the producers to allow the house to hear the chanting.

How so?

Simple, remember what was actually going on during this sequence.

Davina handed over to Big Brother and we cut to the garden. Aside from the microphone feeds from the housemates, the only other live mic at that point would have been BB’s. And we all know that BB broadcasts from a sound-proofed booth

In other words, the only microphone outside with the crowd was Davina’s and that would have been switched off.

This means that BB opened yet another microphone outside with the crowd and then mixed it into the house ON PURPOSE. From a production point of view, it had to be a deliberate, intentional move on their part.

Talk about Twisted Big Brother!

By this one simple flick of a switch, they were able to increase the tension this week as well as providing them with a juicier story to follow in the lead up to Friday.

I’m loving their work!

Some may criticise the harshness of these tactics, but not me. Since Evil BB5, I think it is Endemol’s duty to keep the housemates as off-balance as possible. Now that the twists are kicking in, it’s going to be fun viewing!

What really gets me about Grace, what really winds me up to no end, is that she doesn’t have a clue why she is despised.

Oh it must be the editing!

No, it’s her relationship with Mikey “the dolt” Dalton.

It’s because she’s so beautiful!

Buzzzzzz! All wrong! Especially that last one!

And when she discovered that Susie nominated her, her reaction didn’t exhibit any of what her name suggests; instead she was positively “graceless”.

Much like the house will be after 10pm tonight!

Her tirade against Susie, which she dragged Darling Nikki (a wicked old Prince track as well!) into was just so unspeakably loathsome that when I watched it on the highlight programme I nearly gouged my own eyes out in disgust!

And it only got worse, as Grace performed two very sad “dances of desperation”; one performed vertically with the other housemates and a second performed horizontally under the covers with Mikey. Both were equally sad and tragic to watch.

It’s too late Grace; there will be no redemption for you while you are inside the house!

The tabloids are all reporting that Grace is even more unpopular than Sezer Yurtseven. That’s an accomplishment, as he was fairly hated by one and all.

The odds on Grace’s eviction have gotten even worse than Sezer’s, according to the bookies.

One enterprising bookmaker is even offer 100/1 odds that Grace will receive 100% of the public vote! I know that’s not possible, as some people will vote for Nikki, though it would be foolish to throw your money away wasting your eviction call on the future footballer’s wife!

It won’t be foolish to vote for Grace. I worry that people will all think that the public hate her so much, that they don’t have to vote. Silly!

If everyone thinks that way, then no one will vote and we could be stuck with her for another week. We can’t allow that to happen!

So I’m counting on all of you out there in internetland, well the British part of internetland, to vote often and vote for Grace. I’ll be casting a few votes of my own before tonight, so as always I’m not asking you to do anything that I’m not willing to do myself

Voting Grace out tonight will actually be the best thing we as viewers can do for her. I’m serious. She needs a short, sharp shock to help her learn a valuable life lesson.

Grace’s real crime is no crime at all; she is merely a casualty of her age and more specifically her own immaturity. She is remarkably immature; she is much younger than her years. And she doesn’t realise that either!

Tonight, with our help, Grace will be growing up, very fast. And isn’t that the best thing for everyone?

PS.

I know I threatened with this last week, but this time I have it. You can watch highlights of Lea Walker’s porn video RIGHT HERE.