The northlondonhippy

A very pleas­ant good (morn­ing) (after­noon) (evening) (delete as appro­pri­ate) to you, my fine feath­ered hippyfans!

I hope life is treat­ing you all like a two-hundred-pound-an-hour hooker! By that I mean if life is fuck­ing you, I hope at least you’re well com­pen­sated for the inconvenience!

I’ve had a busy week, but now I’ve got three days off and I sense a northlon­don­hippy drug fes­ti­val com­ing, either on Sat­ur­day or Sun­day, real life com­mit­ments depend­ing! Yippppeeee to that!

I’ve got a brand new legal high to try, called MASH, which my friends at EDIT are now stock­ing. It sounds like an inter­est­ing one, as it doesn’t con­tain any BZP, but is made up of some other legal sub­stance and it’s sup­posed to be a good one for chill­ing out at home. I’ll let you know when I post my review.

My other option is to finally get around to try­ing KRATOM; I’ve got a cou­ple of grams of 15X EXTRACT that’s been sit­ting in my drug-drawer for ages. The reports I’ve read about it online have been over­whelm­ingly favourable, so it’s about time I gave it a test drive.

And yes, I do have a drug-drawer, doesn’t every­one? It’s chock full of all sorts of legal highs and other good­ies, sit­ting there, just wait­ing for me to have the time and the hip­pyspirit to indulge in them.

All good things come to hippy’s who wait. Per­haps this week­end, the wait is over!

But none of this is the rea­son I’m here today. Oh no, I’ve come in here to give my per­sonal endorse­ment to a fea­ture film a friend of mine has made.

Mak­ing a fea­ture film is a fairly impres­sive accom­plish­ment, but to do one off your own back, with­out the sup­port of a money’d up stu­dio is quite frankly astound­ing. I guess it’s just a tes­ta­ment to my friend’s drive and deter­mi­na­tion that she was able to pull this off.

The lat­est news is that an Amer­i­can dis­trib­u­tor has been sniff­ing around with intent and there’s a very good chance that my friend’s film could be com­ing to a the­atre or DVD shop near you in the not too dis­tant future.

From there, it’s only a mat­ter of time before Hol­ly­wood beck­ons and she’s helm­ing her first blockbuster!

The film is called “The Plans of Man” and my friend’s Myspace site can be found RIGHT HERE. There’s even a very slick and pro­fes­sional, offi­cial site, which you can find if you wish by CLICKING HERE.

My friend doesn’t really know much about my site, but I’m think I should prob­a­bly send her the link, so she knows what she’s get­ting her­self into! In a few days, if she Google’s the name of her film, she would find it any­way, so a head’s up is prob­a­bly not a bad thing!

Even though I’m approach­ing my 500th hippy post, I’ve told very few peo­ple I know about this site. I’ve men­tioned that it exists, but I’ve not really handed out the URL. I like to think of it as my dirty lit­tle secret!

My more ded­i­cated hip­py­fans will cer­tainly be aware of how weird and twisted my life is, espe­cially the thoughts and drugs I allow to run free in my brain, but peo­ple I know it real life, prob­a­bly don’t have a clue. That’s not a bad thing.

I decided a long time ago that if this blog was going to be of any inter­est, to any­one, it was going to need to be bru­tally hon­est and incred­i­bly per­sonal. I think it cer­tainly was that when I started, but less so as time has passed.

The way that I can give myself the free­dom to be that hon­est about myself and more impor­tantly my many and var­ied short­com­ings, was to stay as anony­mous as pos­si­ble. Toil­ing away in rel­a­tive obscu­rity, as I do, has made remain­ing anony­mous a breeze.

If every­one I knew in the real world were vis­it­ing my lit­tle site, it would inhibit what I wrote. That would be bad; bad for me, bad for you; bad for everyone!

I dig being the hippy and the first and most impor­tant rea­son this site exists is to amuse me. That may sound self­ish, but as long as I con­tinue to enjoy being the northlon­don­hippy, I’ll keep doing what­ever it is I do here.

What is it I do here again?