The northlondonhippy

This hippy is head­ing for his five-hundredth post and I’ve decided to count them down, so wel­come to post num­ber 490! I hope you enjoy your stay!

Can you feel the excite­ment; is your antic­i­pa­tion building?

What will that crazy hippy do to mark this momen­tous occasion?

I’m ready to announce my most amaz­ing contest!

I did plan on doing this one of the sum­mer, but like most things in my life, it didn’t work out, but this time, I’m serious!

Are you ready for the “great, big mas­sive, you can spend the week­end with the northlon­don­hippy contest”?

Well, whether you are or not, here it comes!

That’s right kids; you can win the chance to spend a week­end with me…at your place! This hippy will travel to your home for a week­end of soft drugs and inap­pro­pri­ate sex­ual contact.

The con­test is open to any­one resid­ing in the UK or the Euro­pean Union, espe­cially if Easy­jet or Ryan Air serves it – this hippy’s not rich enough to afford any­where fur­ther, so sorry if you’re big fan who doesn’t reside in these areas.

I’ll travel to yours on a Fri­day evening and stay until the Sun­day. Included in the prize is a night out at my expense; din­ner at your favourite local restau­rant and drinks in your favourite local bar, pub or club. You’ll need to feed me the rest of the time and pro­vide me with plenty of skunky bud and hot young women of ques­tion­able virtue.

I promise you a week­end of laughs and fun, as you would expect if you were host­ing one of the internet’s hottest, ris­ing stars!

I’m not the “biggest inter­net celebrity you’ve never heard of” for noth­ing, you know! I’m a bar­rel of fuck­ing laughs! I’ll have you and your fam­ily and friends howl­ing and piss­ing your pants in no time!

You can invite your friends, throw a party in my hon­our, I’ll sign auto­graphs, answer ques­tions, what­ever you want me to do. I’ll even show you my cock if you get me drunk enough!

It will be like hav­ing your weed-addicted funny uncle take over your lives for a cou­ple of days as I seek atten­tion in every con­ceiv­able way!

It will be just like all of your northlon­don­hippy dreams will come true all at once! Can you fuck­ing stand it?

And enter­ing couldn’t be eas­ier! All you need to do is send an email to me at thehippy@northlondonhippy.com with “come stay at my house you crazeee hipppeee!” in the sub­ject line and tell me why you think I should come stay with you for a week­end. Offers of sex­ual favours and drugs will get you bonus points!

Included in the prize is my per­sonal return air­fare or travel expenses to get to your town, one night out for you and your part­ner, friend, rel­a­tive or accom­mo­dat­ing stranger, every­thing else is on you.

This con­test is real and open to any­one over the age of 18, liv­ing in the afore­men­tioned areas, who has a spare pri­vate bed­room and the desire to hang with this hippy!

I’m the sole judge of the con­test and what I say goes, I can change the rules at any time and all of my deci­sions are final!

So that’s it, fuck­ers, the con­test is now offi­cially open and the count­down has begun! I’ll announce the win­ner in my upcom­ing, all singing, all danc­ing, and nos­tal­gic 500th extrav­a­ganza and will accept entries right up until I post num­ber 499!

So what are you wait­ing for! Get­ting email­ing right now!