This hippy is heading for his five-hundredth post and I’ve decided to count them down, so welcome to post number 490! I hope you enjoy your stay!

Can you feel the excitement; is your anticipation building?

What will that crazy hippy do to mark this momentous occasion?

I’m ready to announce my most amazing contest!

I did plan on doing this one of the summer, but like most things in my life, it didn’t work out, but this time, I’m serious!

Are you ready for the “great, big massive, you can spend the weekend with the northlondonhippy contest”?

Well, whether you are or not, here it comes!

That’s right kids; you can win the chance to spend a weekend with me…at your place! This hippy will travel to your home for a weekend of soft drugs and inappropriate sexual contact.

The contest is open to anyone residing in the UK or the European Union, especially if Easyjet or Ryan Air serves it – this hippy’s not rich enough to afford anywhere further, so sorry if you’re big fan who doesn’t reside in these areas.

I’ll travel to yours on a Friday evening and stay until the Sunday. Included in the prize is a night out at my expense; dinner at your favourite local restaurant and drinks in your favourite local bar, pub or club. You’ll need to feed me the rest of the time and provide me with plenty of skunky bud and hot young women of questionable virtue.

I promise you a weekend of laughs and fun, as you would expect if you were hosting one of the internet’s hottest, rising stars!

I’m not the “biggest internet celebrity you’ve never heard of” for nothing, you know! I’m a barrel of fucking laughs! I’ll have you and your family and friends howling and pissing your pants in no time!

You can invite your friends, throw a party in my honour, I’ll sign autographs, answer questions, whatever you want me to do. I’ll even show you my cock if you get me drunk enough!

It will be like having your weed-addicted funny uncle take over your lives for a couple of days as I seek attention in every conceivable way!

It will be just like all of your northlondonhippy dreams will come true all at once! Can you fucking stand it?

And entering couldn’t be easier! All you need to do is send an email to me at thehippy@northlondonhippy.com with “come stay at my house you crazeee hipppeee!” in the subject line and tell me why you think I should come stay with you for a weekend. Offers of sexual favours and drugs will get you bonus points!

Included in the prize is my personal return airfare or travel expenses to get to your town, one night out for you and your partner, friend, relative or accommodating stranger, everything else is on you.

This contest is real and open to anyone over the age of 18, living in the aforementioned areas, who has a spare private bedroom and the desire to hang with this hippy!

I’m the sole judge of the contest and what I say goes, I can change the rules at any time and all of my decisions are final!

So that’s it, fuckers, the contest is now officially open and the countdown has begun! I’ll announce the winner in my upcoming, all singing, all dancing, and nostalgic 500th extravaganza and will accept entries right up until I post number 499!

So what are you waiting for! Getting emailing right now!