I’m bored.
Very bored.
It’s Sunday morning, I worked last night and I’m trying to unwind before hitting the sack, only I’ve got nothing to do.
That’s why I’m here.
I’m just killing time.
Does that make you feel bad? Like you are my last choice for entertainment?
I don’t mean it in that way, I swear. You know I only like to post stuff when I’ve got something to say, not when I want to waste 5 minutes while I smoke a spliff and relax before bed.
Can you think of anything more wasteful than wasting time?
Time is the one thing we all have in finite supply; it’s the one thing that every living creature, here on planet crappola, has in common.
“We don’t have enough time”; “time is running out”; “I wish I had more time.” We’ve all said those things, haven’t we?
Yet here I am wasting time.
Killing it.
Killing time…
…but that’s because I’m bored…
…but not as bored as you!
You just spent a few minutes reading this drivel.
Sorry I had to kill your time too.