The northlondonhippy

Who’s a lazy hippy?

Me?

Sort of!

I know it appears that way, what with me not post­ing any­thing in 10 long days. I guess it’s kind of true.

But look, just below this post, is my rather lengthy review of my new Mac­Book and a bit more on the role Apple plays in my life. I said I would do it, promised even and there it is!

I’ve been work­ing on the hippy FAQ as well. It’s not ready just yet, but when it is, I’ll have it added to the site.

And I haven’t for­got­ten about my promise to pro­duce a new “best of the hippy” list of posts. That will come, so all you new hip­py­fans can learn quickly why I am a “mes­siah for a new mil­len­nium” and the “biggest inter­net celebrity you’ve never heard of”.

I really am a “mes­siah for a new mil­len­nium”, you know and I can prove it. Look up at the top of your browser!

But by far, the coolest thing I’ve done in the last week is sort out the brand new, com­ing soon, “RooR Cus­tom 5.0 – northlon­don­hippy deluxe” bong!

Yes, I’ve been threat­en­ing to do it for a long time, but now I’ve actu­ally gone and done it! I’ve designed my very own RooR bong and it will carry my name!

I’ve finally got my legacy!

As the designer, I’m get­ting the very first one, but you, my beloved hip­py­fans will be able to buy my bong too!

The “Cus­tom RooR – northlon­don­hippy deluxe” will be for sale exclu­sively via my part­ners in the ven­ture, www.everyonedoesit.com or EDIT as they are known. The ban­ner adverts on this page will all lead you to EDIT as well. They are my favourite wes­bite and stock a wide vari­ety of prod­ucts that cool peo­ple like you and me dig!

EDIT already have one of the biggest and best selec­tions RooR prod­ucts on the planet, they also have one of the biggest and best cannabis seed banks in Europe. Legal highs – they’ve got ‘em, rolling papers? More than you’ve ever seen! Pipes, stash boxes, you name it. Have a look; I can’t rec­om­mend them enough! And I shop with them a lot, myself!

I’ve had some very high-level nego­ti­a­tions to pull off this hippy-bong-coup. Thanks to Ben at EDIT and Neal, the MD, we man­aged to visit the nor­mally, high-security and secre­tive RooR fac­tory in Ger­many to sort out the par­tic­u­lars of this major busi­ness deal.

It was awfully good of EDIT to let us use their cor­po­rate jet, because I hate fly­ing commercial!

The RooR guys were cool, they really know their glass, but as the best man­u­fac­tur­ers of glass bongs and pipes in the world, the bet­ter do!

The design team were very demand­ing and wanted me to jus­tify each and every choice I made. In the end, they all saw the ele­gance, sophis­ti­ca­tion and beauty of the “northlon­don­hippy deluxe” and they signed off on the sketches.

I’m not going to tell you any­thing about the actual design of the bong, not now any­way. Though you might have worked out already that it’s going to be 5.0mm thick. The rest will be revealed when I post the first pic­tures of the bong, the same time it goes up for sale on EDIT.

Start sav­ing your pen­nies, kids! The “northlon­don­hippy deluxe” will be the best bong in the world! As soon as you see it, you’re going to want to buy one for your own bad selves!

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