Who’s a lazy hippy?

Me?

Sort of!

I know it appears that way, what with me not posting anything in 10 long days. I guess it’s kind of true.

But look, just below this post, is my rather lengthy review of my new MacBook and a bit more on the role Apple plays in my life. I said I would do it, promised even and there it is!

I’ve been working on the hippy FAQ as well. It’s not ready just yet, but when it is, I’ll have it added to the site.

And I haven’t forgotten about my promise to produce a new “best of the hippy” list of posts. That will come, so all you new hippyfans can learn quickly why I am a “messiah for a new millennium” and the “biggest internet celebrity you’ve never heard of”.

I really am a “messiah for a new millennium”, you know and I can prove it. Look up at the top of your browser!

But by far, the coolest thing I’ve done in the last week is sort out the brand new, coming soon, “RooR Custom 5.0 – northlondonhippy deluxe” bong!

Yes, I’ve been threatening to do it for a long time, but now I’ve actually gone and done it! I’ve designed my very own RooR bong and it will carry my name!

I’ve finally got my legacy!

As the designer, I’m getting the very first one, but you, my beloved hippyfans will be able to buy my bong too!

The “Custom RooR – northlondonhippy deluxe” will be for sale exclusively via my partners in the venture, www.everyonedoesit.com or EDIT as they are known. The banner adverts on this page will all lead you to EDIT as well. They are my favourite wesbite and stock a wide variety of products that cool people like you and me dig!

EDIT already have one of the biggest and best selections RooR products on the planet, they also have one of the biggest and best cannabis seed banks in Europe. Legal highs – they’ve got ‘em, rolling papers? More than you’ve ever seen! Pipes, stash boxes, you name it. Have a look; I can’t recommend them enough! And I shop with them a lot, myself!

I’ve had some very high-level negotiations to pull off this hippy-bong-coup. Thanks to Ben at EDIT and Neal, the MD, we managed to visit the normally, high-security and secretive RooR factory in Germany to sort out the particulars of this major business deal.

It was awfully good of EDIT to let us use their corporate jet, because I hate flying commercial!

The RooR guys were cool, they really know their glass, but as the best manufacturers of glass bongs and pipes in the world, the better do!

The design team were very demanding and wanted me to justify each and every choice I made. In the end, they all saw the elegance, sophistication and beauty of the “northlondonhippy deluxe” and they signed off on the sketches.

I’m not going to tell you anything about the actual design of the bong, not now anyway. Though you might have worked out already that it’s going to be 5.0mm thick. The rest will be revealed when I post the first pictures of the bong, the same time it goes up for sale on EDIT.

Start saving your pennies, kids! The “northlondonhippy deluxe” will be the best bong in the world! As soon as you see it, you’re going to want to buy one for your own bad selves!