The northlondonhippy

There’s some­thing lurk­ing in YOUR HOME that is a dan­ger to CHILDREN!

There is some­thing FREELY AVAILABLE in your work­place, every­day that could put YOUR CHILD in HOSPITAL!

Restau­rants, bars, cafes, all serve this evil brew and a CHILD YOU KNOW could SUFFER as a result.

Yes, my friends, I’m talk­ing about: COFFEE!

And NO CHILD is safe from this dev­il­ishly dan­ger­ous demon drink.

Don’t believe me? Check out this gen­uine arti­cle from a gen­uine news­pa­per: CLICK HERE, CLICK NOW!

I know some of you don’t click on my links, you lazy hippyfans…so for your ben­e­fit, I’ll sum­marise the story: A 17-year-old TEENAGER who works in her father’s café, drank 14 shots of espresso and ended up OVERDOSING ON CAFFEINE!

Here’s what YOUNG Jas­mine Willis had to say about this tragic inci­dent, in her own words, “My nerves were all over the place. I was cry­ing in front of the cus­tomers and had tears stream­ing down my face. I was drenched and burn­ing up and hyper­ven­ti­lat­ing. I was hav­ing pal­pi­ta­tions, my heart was beat­ing so fast and I think I was going into shock.”

Ms. Willis was so affected by this DANGEROUS DRUG that she had to seek hos­pi­tal treat­ment. She said the effects lin­gered for sev­eral days.

It sounds to me like a COFFEE TRIP can really MESS YOU UP.

KIDS, JUST SAY NO!

I should be hon­est and up front right now, as I always am, that I too have used this drug, though never to excess. I’ve only ever used it in moderation.

Sure, I’ve dab­bled in the DEVIL’S BREW, but today I limit myself to one cup of fil­ter cof­fee with break­fast and a cap­puc­cino if I’m work­ing, around 2 hours after I start. Any more than that, and I would not be able to sleep. I know my own caf­feine tolerance.

That’s the thing about me, I know my lim­its and I’m always care­ful not to overindulge, what­ever the sub­stance. And on those rare occa­sions when I have, I’ve made sure I’m in a safe, secure envi­ron­ment. Many peo­ple, ESPECIALLY CHILDREN, aren’t as respon­si­ble when it comes to coffee.

Cof­fee is grown in far away places, like Colom­bia and Ethiopia and our con­tin­ued depen­dence on it is keep­ing poor farm­ers alive. How dare we allow decent, hon­est peo­ple to get involved in this EVIL TRADE in cof­fee beans! Per­haps the DEA should start erad­i­cat­ing the cof­fee bean crops to spare OUR CHILDREN from this scourge.

I am not going to rest until ALL CHILDREN are free from the THREAT posed by COFFEE. I don’t see how any par­ent could allow the con­tin­ued con­sump­tion of this DEMON DRUG by any­one, even respon­si­ble, law-abiding cit­i­zens such as myself.

Think about how many crimes are com­mit­ted under the INFLUENCE of COFFEE. Like in the open­ing scene of the NEAR CRIME DOCUMENTARY, “Reser­voir Dogs”, where all those CRIMINALS are sit­ting in a diner, drink­ing COFFEE, to get hep­ped up to com­mit CRIME!

It’s the same in real life, too.

COFFEE IS THE ROOT OF ALL-EVIL!

Alright, enough of my satire, my social com­men­tary, my fuck­ing bull­shit. The fact is sim­ple: No one is going to con­sider ban­ning cof­fee because it is dan­ger­ous in large quantities.

Ask Tony Blair, the for­mer prime min­is­ter. Fol­low­ing his heart prob­lems, he had to cut down on his cof­fee intake. Don’t believe me? CLICK HERE.

From the fourth para­graph from the bot­tom: “Last year, when Tony Blair received treat­ment for his irreg­u­lar heart­beat and Bill Clin­ton blamed his friend’s hos­pi­tal­i­sa­tion on ‘too lit­tle sleep and too much cof­fee’, Cherie Blair announced that she would try to reduce his caf­feine intake.”

Caf­feine is a strong stim­u­lant and is one of the most widely con­sumed drugs in the west­ern world. We’re all cool with that, even though it has risks.

I bet cannabis has less risk, yet it remains pro­hib­ited and on the verge of com­plete demon­i­sa­tion because of the cur­rent false media hysteria.

It’s not the first time this has hap­pened. Check out the film “Reefer Mad­ness”, if you haven’t seen it and make sure you are stoned when you do. What’s hap­pen­ing right now to weed, is exactly what they tried to do way back then.

Guess what! It didn’t work then and it’s not going to work now.

Why? Enough peo­ple have inhaled and enjoyed it by now to know the truth.

Cannabis is and will remain pop­u­lar because peo­ple have first hand expe­ri­ence of it. They won’t buy into the lies. It may get dri­ven a lit­tle fur­ther under­ground, but not that much and it will, of course, survive.

Weed is an accepted part of soci­ety and more so every­day, the next gen­er­a­tion is going to be even cooler about it and finally legalise it. I may not get to see that next gen­er­a­tion come of age to do the right thing, with you my friends, but I can assure you that day is coming.

For now, I’ve got to go meet my new bean dealer. I fig­ured it was bet­ter to have a ready sup­ply on the black mar­ket put in place, before they announce the ban on coffee…because YOUR CHILDREN COULD O.D. ON IT!!!!

(Click here to read the hippy’s “cannabis truth” series)

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