The northlondonhippy

I still can’t believe it.

Sit­ting right next to me, on my desk, right now, is the best bong in the world.

I can’t believe it because this bong was made in the famous RooR fac­tory in Ger­many, espe­cially for me.

I can’t believe that this bong was designed to my exact­ing specifications.

I still can’t believe I designed this bong myself. Lit­tle ol’ me!

I can’t believe this bong car­ries my name!

Oh, my dear friends and beloved hip­py­fans, today is indeed an excit­ing day!

Every­one, please have your first look at the “RooR Cus­tom 5.0 — northlon­don­hippy deluxe”

Ain’t she a beauty?

Let me tell you a bit more about my bong, the NLH deluxe, which I can state cat­e­gor­i­cally, is the best bong in the world!

As you might have guessed from the name, my bong is 5mm thick, made of the finest borosil­i­cate glass. Each one is hand-blown by one of the tal­ented arti­sans at RooR.

It stands 35cm high, which for me is the per­fect height for a bong. It makes it very man­age­able to handle.

The main joint is 14.5mm and bistable, for added sta­bil­ity and durability.

The main sec­tion of the bong fea­tures two reduc­tions, for improved grip­pa­bil­ity. It gives the bong its dis­tinc­tive, sexy, curvy look.

The mouth­piece sports a Black Crown and the detail work on this is stun­ning. And the black crown bowl com­pli­ments the mouth­piece perfectly.

Because RooR is one of my favourite brand names in the world, I wanted their logo to be a spe­cial fea­ture as well, which is why I opted for the Flame Pol­ished one. It’s another dis­tinc­tive touch that sep­a­rates my bong from all the rest.

My bong is not just for look­ing at though, it’s meant for smok­ing, which is why, instead of a nor­mal, stock down­tube, every NLH deluxe ships with a fit-to-measure RooR dif­fuser. As the owner of sev­eral RooR pieces, I know that one of the things that makes RooR glass­ware smoke so damn sweet is the dif­fuser. That’s why I’ve got one in my Lit­tle Sista, my Clas­sic 3-piece Water Pipe and now the northlon­don­hippy deluxe! Take just one hit and you will under­stand exactly what I mean!

This bong smokes like a dream. Pack a bowl with your favourite herbal smok­ing mix­ture (mine’s always weed!), touch a flame to it, draw deeply and float off to nirvana.

Quite sim­ply, it’s the bong of my dreams and it could be the bong of your dreams too! That’s right, the NLH deluxe is avail­able to buy. If you want the best bong in the world, you don’t have to dream! You can own one your­self! Here’s how:

First of all, there is only one place in the world you can buy an offi­cial NLH deluxe and that is from my very good friends at EDIT.

EDIT stands for “every­one does it DOT com” and they are eas­ily the biggest and best online head­shop in the world. I’ve per­son­ally been an EDIT cus­tomer for over 4 years and they are fan­tas­tic! From the wide selec­tion of very cool stuff to their impres­sive cus­tomer ser­vice depart­ment, they are an great exam­ple of a first class online shop. And if you order before 4:20pm on a week­day, they will despatch your order that day! So if you dig it online right now, you can be hold­ing it tomorrow…unless tomor­row is Sun­day, but you wouldn’t want the post­man knock­ing early then. You’d want a lie-in!

EDIT are the exclu­sive dis­trib­uters of the NLH deluxe, you can’t buy it any­place else, not even directly from me! EDIT have the mar­ket cor­nered! You can shop with them safely, securely and discreetly.

So there you have it. “The RooR Cus­tom 5.0 — northlon­don­hippy deluxe” isn’t just a dream any­more. It’s real and I’ve got mine. When are you going to get yours?

To buy an NLH deluxe, please CLICK HERE!

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