The northlondonhippy

Archive for September 28th, 2007

Some­times, I feel the need to post some­thing even when I’ve got noth­ing to say.

Of course, that’s not strictly true, because being a bit of an opin­ion­ated loud-mouth, I always have some­thing to say.

What I mean is, I’ve got no par­tic­u­lar topic in mind today, but I still feel I should make my pres­ence felt.

Can you feel me?

If you can, I’ll have to charge you extra. Did you think all of this hippy good­ness was for free?

Noth­ing in this world is totally free! Right now, as you read my page, my nanobots are copy­ing your hard drive to my array of servers in my hid­den, under­ground lair. Soon, all your secrets will be mine and I’ll just have to charge you a small, monthly stor­age fee to keep them safe. You wouldn’t want any­one to know about all those size 17, lady’s shoes you’ve been order­ing from the inter­net. No one’s going to ever believe they’re for your mum!

I don’t want you all to be dis­ap­pointed when you bop over to my site and find the same crap you already read. I want to be able to greet you with some crackin’ new content!

Its not like there aren’t plenty of sub­jects wor­thy of men­tion­ing here and now, like the sit­u­a­tion in Burma, the defacto ban on cig­a­rette smok­ing in your car, or even my long wait for my new iMac, but I just can’t be bothered.

Well, actu­ally, I could briefly men­tion my new iMac. I ordered a 24″ 2.8Mhz Intel Core Duo Extreme, with 2gb’s of RAM and 1 terrabyte of hard drive, with a new wire­less key­board and wire­less Mighty Mouse. It’s going to be very shiny and fast. I can’t wait! And as you can see, I have my pri­or­i­ties straight!

It shipped around 6 days ago and still no sign of it. What’s even more annoy­ing is the track­ing web­site I used appears not to be work­ing! I wish it would arrive!

Like I said, I don’t really have much to say. I bet you believe me now!