Sometimes, I feel the need to post something even when I’ve got nothing to say.

Of course, that’s not strictly true, because being a bit of an opinionated loud-mouth, I always have something to say.

What I mean is, I’ve got no particular topic in mind today, but I still feel I should make my presence felt.

Can you feel me?

If you can, I’ll have to charge you extra. Did you think all of this hippy goodness was for free?

Nothing in this world is totally free! Right now, as you read my page, my nanobots are copying your hard drive to my array of servers in my hidden, underground lair. Soon, all your secrets will be mine and I’ll just have to charge you a small, monthly storage fee to keep them safe. You wouldn’t want anyone to know about all those size 17, lady’s shoes you’ve been ordering from the internet. No one’s going to ever believe they’re for your mum!

I don’t want you all to be disappointed when you bop over to my site and find the same crap you already read. I want to be able to greet you with some crackin’ new content!

Its not like there aren’t plenty of subjects worthy of mentioning here and now, like the situation in Burma, the defacto ban on cigarette smoking in your car, or even my long wait for my new iMac, but I just can’t be bothered.

Well, actually, I could briefly mention my new iMac. I ordered a 24″ 2.8Mhz Intel Core Duo Extreme, with 2gb’s of RAM and 1 terrabyte of hard drive, with a new wireless keyboard and wireless Mighty Mouse. It’s going to be very shiny and fast. I can’t wait! And as you can see, I have my priorities straight!

It shipped around 6 days ago and still no sign of it. What’s even more annoying is the tracking website I used appears not to be working! I wish it would arrive!

Like I said, I don’t really have much to say. I bet you believe me now!