The northlondonhippy

Archive for October 17th, 2007

It’s only day 3 in my 100 post chal­lenge and I’ve already dropped the ball.

I tried to get ahead of myself and started my new iMac review a few days ago, but I haven’t fin­ished it yet. Instead, you are get­ting this bollocks.

And by “bol­locks”, of course I mean high qual­ity, thought pro­vok­ing prose from one of the internet’s top pseudo intel­lec­tu­als. I truly am a god among men!

Ah-hem.

Look, I said I would post some­thing every day for a 100 days, I never promised each and every entry would change your life. If you’re look­ing to me to inspire you to towards great­ness, you will just have to wait for another day.

Some days you are going to come to my site and not learn the secrets of the uni­verse. Some­times, I am just going to waste your time, but don’t worry I am wast­ing my own as well.

I’m prob­a­bly wast­ing even more time than you on this dri­vel today. I bet you can read it a lot faster than I can write it, unless you’re on heavy tran­quil­lis­ers or have had a long, liq­uid lunch, in which case you have an excel­lent excuse.

I haven’t had any lunch today. I don’t eat lunch, mostly, so you’ll have to visit some­one else’s blog for that level of bor­ing life detail. Most blogs, from what I hear. I don’t actu­ally read that many myself.

If I had lunch today, I would have had the lob­ster, but only because you were buying!

I can’t remem­ber the last time I had any lob­ster, its expen­sive and not read­ily avail­able here in my lit­tle cor­ner of north Lon­don. I’d have to spe­cial order it from my local fish­mon­ger. Seems like a lot of has­sle for a meal I usu­ally skip.

I’m work­ing for the next few nights, which means time will be some­what at a pre­mium, but a deal is a deal and I will con­tinue my daily post­ing. I know this one wasn’t any­thing excit­ing, but I’ll try harder tomor­row. And if I don’t, by the time you dis­cover that, you will have read tomorrow’s shite and by then its already too late!