I really need to make notes of good ideas when I have them because now that I’ve sat down to write something, my mind has gone blank.
I’ve been awake since 7am and its just gone 2pm, that’s 7 hours already. It wouldn’t matter, except that I’m working tonight, in another 8 hours and I really should be having a wee rest. I’m not, though. I’m sitting here forgoing sleep so I can maintain my “one post per day for 100 days” nonsense.
I’m driving myself mad, trying to remember a great idea I had for today’s subject; it came to me just as I was drifting off to sleep last night. I can remember thinking it was a wicked idea, I just can’t for the life of me remember what it was. It’s very annoying.
I guess its a pisser for you too, since you turned up at my site expecting something that would change your life in all sorts of wonderful ways and all I’m offering you is a load of half-baked excuses and oblique references to some great topic that I promptly forgot seconds after thinking of it.
Maybe it was better when I only posted once or twice a week. You got far less of these rambling, unfocussed pieces which provide nothing but a few cheap laughs at my expense.
Fuck it, I’m here, I’ve started, so you’ll have to deal with it.
I’m not going to deliver a winner every day. Some days. I’m going to hunch over my keyboard, let out a big yawn and struggle to fill a page with random crap from my head.
My head is full of so much random crap, it’s not a problem giving it a little squeeze and extracting some of it for your entertainment and amusement.
Maybe I need to squeeze harder?
I just can’t be bothered, today. Sorry. I can’t stop yawning.