The northlondonhippy

Happy fuck­ing Feb­ru­ary, fuckers!

Feb­ru­ary is one of my favourite months, because its the short­est. It breezes right by like nobody’s busi­ness, though this year there’s an extra day, because its leap year. Great.

Jan­u­ary was hard­core for me, I worked way too much and slept way too lit­tle. Last night I slept 14 con­tin­u­ous hours. I guess I needed it. Feb­ru­ary is going to be easier.

I’m not work­ing as much this month, par­tially by design. I’ve got to sort out a few things that are only pos­si­ble in the day­light and I want to deal with a few per­sonal mat­ters as well.

Hope­fully this also means that you guys will be see­ing a bit more from me, though I didn’t do that badly in Jan­u­ary, con­sid­er­ing my lack of free time. Maybe its all the coffee!

Since I got my new cof­fee set-up, I am drink­ing lots more of the stuff and I am buzzing on caf­feine like crazy. It means I have to smoke even more weed to stay mel­low, so its like I’m groov­ing on nature’s groovi­est speed­ball. I’m up, I’m down, I’m up, I’m down and then even­tu­ally I’m some­where in the middle.

I’ve been check­ing out dif­fer­ent beans because I need to learn more about them. I was using blends, but now I am try­ing some sin­gle estates, all roasted to order from the cool web­site I’ve been order­ing from recently. Mrs. H prefers the sin­gle bean cof­fee and I think I do too. I’m try­ing a dif­fer­ent one every few days or so.

My brother and I have been toy­ing with the idea of revamp­ing my web­site again. This design’s been up for 2 years now, maybe it is time for a change. What would you like to see me do differently?

How about a forum? It would solve my com­ment prob­lem. I miss hav­ing peo­ple com­ment here, but I don’t miss the 1000s of spam-comments I was receiv­ing day after day. Besides, if any­one is going to punt coun­ter­feit via­gra on my web­site, it’s going to be me, dammit! Coun­ter­feit via­gra is prob­a­bly just as effec­tive as the real thing, any­way, because its all just a placebo effect. Swal­low this blue smar­tie and have the increased con­fi­dence in your erec­tion, or chew it for a nice choco­lately treat!

Or how about a stream­ing web­cam show­ing you my life 24/7? You could watch me order take­aways and roll spliffs and that’s just at work! At home, you would get to see me clean­ing out lit­ter boxes and brew­ing espres­sos, often at the exact same time!

Maybe the stream­ing web­cam is a bad idea, since I’d never be able to have another wank again, unless I did it in pub­lic and there are far too many CCTV cam­eras to get away with that, so I might as well just do it at home in front of my stream­ing web­cam and all of you.

There’s not going to be a web­cam and there’s not going to be any wanking.

With­out the web­cam, though, you’ll never know for sure!

Comments are closed.