Yo homies, what up?

Besides the cost of petrol and your cholesterol!

I wouldn’t worry about your cholesterol all that much, matter of fact, I’d advise you to have the whipped cream on everything!

I’d actually advise indulging yourself in every conceivable way at every possible opportunity. I know, that’s what I usually endorse, but this time its with good reason.

James Lovelock, the man who dreamt up GAIA THEORY and a host of other environmental models, says that we’re way beyond the tipping point as far as the environment is concerned and only have until around 2020 before the serious shit hits the serious fan and most of us croak.

Here, check it out for your own badass self by reading this interview with him from the Guardian a couple of days ago. Go on, CLICK HERE, it’s interesting reading…

What’dya think?

I thought, make mine a double vodka and I’ll have the 2 girl executive special, please!

Reject his assessment if you wish, that’s what happened with many of Lovelock’s previous claims…until they were accepted universally as fact. The guy’s a visionary, I’d heed his words.

The truth is, no one seems that bothered. This story is only currently running 2nd most popular on the Guardian website, after the latest in the US presidential campaign in first place.

Quite frankly, even though this is singularly the most important issue facing the planet today, most of us would just rather not know. Oh yeah, we say, climate change, isn’t that a bitch?

I don’t think any of us truly grasp the enormity of what may be coming, if we indeed believe the experts…and our own eyes!

I’m not exactly Mr. Nature, but even I can see the plants and animals reacting to the changes in climate. For fuck’s sake, I have some weird purple flowers blooming in my garden today! I’ve seen honeybees buzzing about! None of that can be good!

So what does all this really mean? I don’t know…higher temps, more heat related deaths, the seas rise, London floods, tropical diseases and pests move further north, the food runs out, oil runs out, money becomes useless, society degenerates into some post apocalyptic nightmare and then we all die.

Well, all except the rich and the powerful, they flee to their secret bunkers at the north and south poles, where they hunker down for generations, until the planet calms itself down again and surface life becomes possible again.

Pleasant dreams…

All this stuff leaves me thinking one thing: I need a gun. No, not for self-preservation, but precisely the opposite. If it all really does go as bad as they’re suggesting, I want a sure fire method of sparing myself all this nonsense and a bullet through the skull is the only guaranteed method I know.

In the mean time, order the steak, cancel your pension and smoke ‘em if you got ‘em, there’s not all that much more time left, so enjoy!