November 5th, 2008 | 
Author: I can’t wait for the networks to call the winner of this election, so I am doing it myself.
It’s 10pm eastern time, 0300gmt here in north London and I hearby declare Barack Hussein Obama the winner of the 2008 presidential election.
Based on everything I’ve absorbed in the last half hour, there’s no way McCain could reach the magic 270 electoral votes.
Remember, you read it here first, fuckers!
the northlondonhippy
0301gmt — 5th November 2008