Archive for the ‘cannabis’ Category

(Did you want a bub­bler? Funny, because I’m giv­ing one away, along with a shit­load of other prizes. Go on, click this link to find out more)

I’m start­ing a new cam­paign today and I’m going to need help from all of you. It is my desire to see Gor­don Brown removed from Num­ber 10. Brown’s been Prime Min­is­ter long enough. Too long!

Gordon’s gotta go!

GGG!

Gordon’s
Gotta
Go!

Gor­don Brown is by far the worst Prime Min­is­ter the United King­dom has ever had, bar none. Even war-monger Blair had a bit of charm and charisma; Brown is a charisma-free zone.

I could actu­ally cope with Gor­don Brown’s stiff and unpleas­ant demeanour, if it weren’t for his total lack of vision and point­less poli­cies and you know where this is going…

Reclas­si­fi­ca­tion…

Yep, I’m a one-issue kinda guy.

The Advi­sory Coun­cil on the Mis­use of Drugs (ACMD) is the inde­pen­dent body which advises the gov­ern­ment on drugs pol­icy. No gov­ern­ment has ever ignored their rec­om­men­da­tions since the board was formed. Ol’ Gordo is prepar­ing to ignore their advice and reclas­sify cannabis to Class B from its cur­rent sta­tus of Class C.

The ACMD have reviewed cannabis pol­icy three times in the last sev­eral years; the first time Tony Blair and David Blun­kett fol­lowed their advice and put weed into Class C. See, Blair wasn’t all bad. There was this and North­ern Ire­land, the rest, well that was all pretty bad.

The sec­ond time the ACMD recently reviewed cannabis, they again reached the same con­clu­sion. This was done in the heat of the polit­i­cal firestorm that fol­lowed the orig­i­nal declas­si­fi­ca­tion deci­sion and it only reaf­firmed the move and the gov­ern­ment left it alone.

The third review of cannabis was requested by Brown, in light of the “new evi­dence” of the dan­gers of cannabis.

The truth is, there is no new evi­dence, there are just con­flict­ing stud­ies which don’t come to any real con­clu­sions regard­ing links between men­tal health prob­lems and cannabis use. That hasn’t stopped the media from try­ing to whip up a Down­ing Street inspired shit storm of hys­ter­i­cal spin, paint­ing cannabis as the devil’s weed. It was reefer mad­ness mark II, only these days, most of us know much better.

The ACMD reached the same con­clu­sion on their third review, that cannabis should remain in Class C — the report was deliv­ered to Gor­don this week. The con­tents of the report were leaked to the press sev­eral weeks ago though they have yet to be made offi­cially pub­lic. Their deci­sion, along with Gordon’s over­rul­ing of it is expected to come some­time after yesterday’s local elections.

Now, here’s the cool bit. If Gor­don Brown ignores the advice of the ACMD, the mem­bers of the ACMD are pre­pared to pub­licly resign in dis­gust. That’s how seri­ous this is.

On top of that, the Asso­ci­a­tion of Chief Police Offi­cers (ACPO) are report­edly pre­pared to reassert the cur­rent guid­ance on cannabis pos­ses­sion, if Gor­don does reclas­sify to Class B. In other words, they will con­tinue to oper­ate as if it was Class C.

Just a quick expla­na­tion on the dif­fer­ences between the Class B and Class C — the penal­ties are exactly the same for pro­duc­tion and dis­tri­b­u­tion under both. The end user ends up worse off under B.

Where they dif­fer is when it comes to per­sonal pos­ses­sion — under Class C, you should be cau­tioned and have the weed con­fis­cated. Under Class C, you can still do time, up to 2 years in prison. Under Class B, there is tech­ni­cally no con­fis­cate and cau­tion option, the penalty for pos­ses­sion is 5 years in the big house.

Any­one with a brain knows that the clas­si­fi­ca­tion of a drug has lit­tle to do with how peo­ple view it. Cocaine is Class A, car­ry­ing the stiffest penal­ties for pos­ses­sion, but peo­ple still take it. A lot of peo­ple, actually.

Since cannabis was declas­si­fied, usage has gone down. Since cannabis was declas­si­fied, far fewer peo­ple are unnec­es­sar­ily impris­oned for a vic­tim­less crime. Since cannabis was declas­si­fied, we’ve had a drug pol­icy in this coun­try that was on the verge of sen­si­ble (with sen­si­ble being com­pletely decrim­i­nalised or even bet­ter legalised, taxed and sold like liquor).

Gordon’s rea­son for all of this is the same rea­son he uses for every­thing he does. Gor­don knows best.

Like fuck he does!

To say that Gordon’s drug pol­icy is cre­at­ing a com­plete mud­dle would be an under­state­ment, like say­ing an ocean is slightly damp. It’s becom­ing an unmit­i­gated dis­as­ter full of lies, hys­te­ria, mis­steps, mis­in­for­ma­tion and decided lack of con­sis­tency or honesty.

In other words, for fuck’s sake, what a twat!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a politi­cian so out of step with his coun­try. He hasn’t a clue what gen­uine peo­ple are like. He can’t relate to any of us, because he is a com­plete social outsider.

Imag­ine, if you can, meet­ing Gor­don in your local for a drink. He’d order a pint of what­ever you’re hav­ing, but then hardly touch it. He’d try to talk to you about fis­cal respon­si­bil­ity and moral author­ity, when you would rather talk about the foot­ball or how cool that new Iron Man movie looks. He would stand uncom­fort­ably in the crowd, mak­ings oth­ers feel uneasy, yet you would def­i­nitely get the sense he thought he was bet­ter than you, though you wouldn’t in a month of Sun­days ever guess how he jus­ti­fies it in his head.

Yes, Gor­don, you are socially awk­ward and that was fine when you were the Chan­cel­lor and every­one thought you were doing a good job. No one thinks that now! The econ­omy is up the spout, it’s screwed, its fucked and Gor­don is to blame.

I’m pay­ing £1.10 a litre for petrol. That’s really bad! (And for my Amer­i­can read­ers, I reckon that’s about 8 bucks a gal­lon and you didn’t read that wrong!)

The cost of food is sky­rock­et­ing too. But that’s not what is upset­ting peo­ple at the moment, its the decline in house prices.

The econ­omy here in Blighty has been falsely inflated due to the hous­ing mar­ket. House prices were mak­ing wild gains, but that’s stopped now. Peo­ple can’t trade up every year or two because their homes aren’t increas­ing any more. In some cases, they are decreas­ing and a term from a long time ago is creep­ing back:

Neg­a­tive equity.

That’s a fancy pants way of say­ing your home is worth less than the amount you owe on your mort­gage. It’s wank speak, really and it only mat­ters if you are sell­ing your house. If your house is not on the mar­ket, then it doesn’t really mat­ter, but it might be the rea­son you can’t put your house for sale.

What would you do if you had a 100K loan and your house was only worth 75K. Where would you come up with that extra 25K to pay off the bank, plus inter­est? You wouldn’t, you’d just keep pay­ing your mort­gage and thank­ing god you have a roof over your head.

No one I know is get­ting rich or even get­ting ahead just by work­ing. The peo­ple I know who have seri­ous money in the bank, or have leap-frogged the rest of us on the prop­erty lad­der have done so by mak­ing vastly inflated prof­its on prop­erty trad­ing. That’s what has really been dri­ving the economy.

Guess what? The econ­omy is run­ning out of steam and is grind­ing to a halt, thanks in a large part to the cur­rent hous­ing mar­ket crash (or should I say crunch so I don’t panic anyone?).

And Gor­don is to blame!

As I write this, the local elec­tion results are drib­bling slowly out of my tele­vi­sion. The topline is a sim­ple one, it’s the Labour party’s worst show­ing in 40 years. They’ve come in third, after the Tories and the Lib Dems.

And Gor­don is to blame.

Brown is a polit­i­cal liability.

Oh who am I kid­ding, he is a lia­bil­ity in every con­ceiv­able way.

I don’t think I’ve ever dis­liked a politi­cian as much as I dis­like Gor­don Brown.

I have this fan­tasy that this after­noon, after all the elec­tion results are tab­u­lated, cer­ti­fied and released and the true pic­ture of the Labour mas­sacre is con­firmed, that a small group of very senior Labour types swing by Num­ber 10 for a pri­vate chat with Brown.

In this chat, they ask him to resign asap, right then and there. When he refuses, they tell him if he doesn’t resign his posi­tion as Prime Min­is­ter, they will invoke a spe­cial extra­or­di­nary ses­sion of Par­lia­ment and call for a vote of no con­fi­dence in his leadership.

In other words, Gor­don can do this the easy way or he can do it the hard way and its his choice.

Gor­don is con­fronted with this dif­fi­cult deci­sion and he chooses to resign to make it seem like it was his idea. He returns to the back bench where we hardly ever hear from him again.

Or I’ve got another sce­nario, which I just thought of, just now. He could return to Num­ber 11 and be the Chan­cel­lor of the Exche­quer again, because of the dire eco­nomic out­look, the depart­ment needs his exper­tise again!

Basi­cally, any­thing that ends his pre­mier­ship before he can fuck up any­thing else is good with me.

I’ve even got a catch phrase for you. You can use it as a greet­ing, when you meet peo­ple. Bet­ter yet, you can use it to sign off let­ters and emails. Maybe I should get tee-shirts printed. How can we lose when we have my win­ning slo­gan? Go on, chant along with me!

GGG!

Gordon’s gotta go!

GGG!

GORDON’S GOTTA GO!

GGG!

GORDON’S
GOTTA
GO!

Three G’s means Gordon’s not for me!

GGG!

Gordon’s gotta go!

GGG!

Are you all with me?

(While we’re on the sub­ject of weed, check out the northlondonhippy’s cannabis truth series.)

(dead­line for entry now extended until the 1st of June 2008)

Atten­tion: Hippyfans!

As pre­viewed in a recent post, I am pleased to announce my lat­est and dare I say great­est con­test, ever!

Bet­ter than when you gave away your old bong?

Oh yes!

Bet­ter than when you gave away your old car?

Nobody won my old car, so I swapped it for an ounce of skunk.

Bet­ter than when you gave away even your­self?

Oh come on, a gift-wrapped turd would be bet­ter than that!

This time, I’m going to be giv­ing away a brand new, shiny, Mid­night Blue Bush­mas­ter Bub­bler, just like mine!

I’ve had one of these Bush­mas­ter Bub­blers for quite a while now and it is gen­uinely one of the sweet­est pieces I own. It’s per­fect for chill­ing out on the sofa, watch­ing TV and get­ting pleas­antly toasted. You can smoke your favourite herbal mix­ture in it.

Per­son­ally, I pre­fer pure skunky bud.

Not only am I going to give away this amaz­ingly well crafted piece of glass­ware, but I’m also going to include 10x glass gauze, because I know you’re going to end up los­ing them.

But there’s more…

Five very lucky run­ners up will receive Smi­ley Face — Head Case — Pop Tins. I have a cou­ple of them and they are very use­ful. And you might have noticed, the clas­sic smi­ley face makes an appear­ance in the ban­ner at the top of this page. So, we’ll be like, just so, you know, con­nected!

And ten “we didn’t lose, but we’re not huge win­ners” will receive one pack of Drag­on­fly King­sized Pre­mium Flavoured Rolling Papers, which come in Blue­berry, Choco­late, Cherry, Coconut and Straw­berry — yum! The flavour you receive will be cho­sen at ran­dom, by me.

Actu­ally, every­thing I’m giv­ing away in this con­test is being pro­vided by me, though clearly from the links pro­vided, I’m buy­ing it all from my friends at EDIT. In other words, EDIT aren’t respon­si­ble for this con­test in any way, so if you have any ques­tions about it, please con­tact me directly.

Oh and I’m pay­ing for the postage too, but if you have prob­lems with your mail deliv­ery, please don’t con­tact me.

So just to recap:

1st prize :
– a Mid­night Blue — Bush­mas­ter Bub­bler, just like the hippy smokes
10 x glass gauze — jack style
– an auto­graphed photo of me***

2nd prize (5 of these)
– a Smi­ley Face — Head Case — Pop Tin for your stash, just like the hippy uses
– an auto­graphed photo of me***

3rd prize (10 of these)
Drag­on­fly King­size Pre­mium Flavoured Papers, because they’re yummy
– an auto­graphed photo of me***

4th prize
there is no fourth prize, sorry.

Enter­ing my con­test couldn’t be eas­ier, sim­ply drop by my north Lon­don lair and per­form an extended act of oral love upon me and you’ll have a good chance of winning.

Per­haps that’s not easy enough, as not that many of you can get to north Lon­don, so lets sim­plify it a bit more…

Enter­ing my con­test is as easy as send­ing me an email, there’s no cost at all. Just shoot one to:

thehippy@northlondonhippy.com

and make sure you put:

Gimme your bub­bler you crazy hippy!!

in the sub­ject line!

You can do that. Your granny could do that, though why she’d want my bub­bler, I really couldn’t say. At her age, a vape is prob­a­bly a bet­ter bet, anyway.

Now the bor­ing, tedious, legal dis­claimer bit. Such a bum­mer, what a bring down, I wish I knew how to shrink the font so it could be proper “fine print”, but I can’t. I’m stoopid. Any­way, here goes.

1) The con­test is open to res­i­dents of the United King­dom (includ­ing NI) and the Euro­pean Union only. Sorry, but I don’t want to be fill­ing out cus­toms dec­la­ra­tions for water pipes.

2) You’ve got to be 18 years or older. For real, and a fake ID won’t do it. If you’re under 18, you prob­a­bly shouldn’t be here any­way, though I guess telling you that will make you want to stick around even more. You still can’t enter the con­test. Don’t worry, there will be other con­tests and if I keep run­ning this site long enough, even­tu­ally you’ll all be old enough to enter.

3) Entry closes at mid­night (BST) on Thurs 1st May 2008 and any entries received after this time will not be con­sid­ered valid. I am giv­ing you nearly a month and how long does it take to send an email?

4) If you are selected as the win­ner, you will need to sup­ply a valid postal address. You can use a fake name if you like, but you need to use an address where you can receive it, espe­cially the bub­bler, because that won’t fit through your let­ter­box, even if the other prizes will. I won’t be using a real return address, so if it doesn’t get to you, it doesn’t come back here either.

5) It’s my con­test and they’re my rules and what I say goes. I’ll pick the win­ners and I’ll let you know by email if you’ve won. If you haven’t heard back from me, ask­ing for your address, then on this occa­sion your entry was unsuc­cess­ful, but best of luck in the future. (last sen­tence lifted from every rejec­tion let­ter I’ve ever received, mainly from ex-girlfriends)

6) I’m the judge too and the judge’s rul­ings are final

7) Pur­chase not necessary…it’s not even pos­si­ble since I don’t sell any­thing directly!

8) The rules are sub­ject to change with­out notice and every­thing is at my dis­cre­tion. (this is num­ber eight)

9) Par­tic­i­pat­ing in this con­test does not effect your statu­tory rights

10) Your mileage may vary

11) This con­test is void in your area if pro­hib­ited by local law

12) No guar­an­tees will be under­taken in the deliv­ery of the prize, if the postal ser­vice loses it, we all lose!

13) The hippy is in no way respon­si­ble for any­thing that might hap­pen as a result of you win­ning the prize or what might fol­low after any pos­si­ble use of the prize. If you get in trou­ble with your par­ents, your part­ner or the police, it is your respon­si­bil­ity, not the hippy’s in any shape or form. The win­ner is solely respon­si­ble for every­thing! You can’t blame the hippy for jack­shit, so don’t even try, fuckers!

14) If I think of any­thing else, it counts and you can’t sue me for it. I’m just try­ing to do some­thing nice for my fans, don’t hate me for that!

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***There are actu­ally not going to be any auto­graphed pho­tos. Would any­one really want one anyway?

Peo­ple are always going on about the dan­gers of ille­gal drugs, but pre­cious lit­tle gets said about the abuse of phar­ma­ceu­ti­cal med­ica­tions. Since the death of actor, Heath Ledger, that’s start­ing to change.

Check out THIS ARTICLE from today’s Observer news­pa­per, please.

The only quote I’m going to repro­duce, is a small bit from the tease at the top of the page:

“…mis­use of over-the-counter pills now kills more Amer­i­cans than ille­gal drugs.”

I have to put my hand in the air and admit I didn’t know that. Did you?

Of course I know pharms are dan­ger­ous, any drug can be dan­ger­ous if used irre­spon­si­bly or reck­lessly, but I didn’t realise that they were killing more Amer­i­cans than street drugs.

The only pre­scrip­tion drug I’ve really taken recre­ation­ally is Val­ium and that was usu­ally to make the come down from other drugs eas­ier. And that’s it. In other words, I don’t have much first hand expe­ri­ence of recre­ational pharm use.

I cer­tainly can see the temp­ta­tion though. Swal­low a pill, get high. Sim­ple, clean and effective.

I also know that pre­scrip­tion pills are fiercely addic­tive. And I know that tak­ing too many can lead to death.

Peo­ple turn to legal drugs, well, because they’re legal. They’re also cleaner and less likely to be cut with any old rub­bish. The dosages are con­sis­tent, the man­u­fac­ture con­trolled and reg­u­lated and the dis­tri­b­u­tion, if you have a pre­scrip­tion, is from a nice, well lit shop sell­ing them at rea­son­able prices, along with loads of other use­ful goods. Why not pick up a handy home First Aid kit, while you’re there?

Peo­ple also turn to pharms because what they might pre­fer, is ille­gal, pos­si­bly cut with any old rub­bish, with incon­sis­tent dosages, poor man­u­fac­tur­ing con­di­tions and sold by some creepy guy in the back of a pub or on a street cor­ner in the bad part of town, at night.

Do you see where I’m headed.

If proper recre­ational drugs, like my beloved weed were legal and a safe sup­ply was avail­able, then more peo­ple would smoke dope and less peo­ple would abuse pills, ergo: less peo­ple will die prematurely.

The ille­gal­ity of prefer­able sub­stances is the main thing dri­ving decent folks to abuse what’s in their med­i­cine cabinets.

If you piss-test pos­i­tive for cannabis in a work-drugs test, you’re fucked. If you come up pos­i­tive for opi­ates, you just say you have a “bad back” and no one blinks an eye.The fact that you go home and pain pills with a litre of Stoli is your lit­tle secret…until your body is dis­cov­ered lying in a pool of sick, in your bed and you’re not breathing!

Look, no drug is safe, but all drugs can be made safer if you have the right infor­ma­tion and don’t fear seek­ing it out. Cross­ing the street’s not safe, but we make it safer by learn­ing to look both ways. “Harm reduc­tion” is what its called and with drugs too, you can reduce the chances of prob­lems with a lit­tle bit of knowledge.

In light of this tragedy tak­ing place in Amer­ica, I am issu­ing an open call to all law­mak­ers there to set an exam­ple to the world and legalise all recre­ational sub­stances! Let’s reduce the num­ber of Amer­i­cans who are dying from the effects of pre­scrip­tion drug abuse and give them the choice of safely enjoy­ing the good­ies of their choosing!

Who am I kid­ding? Amer­ica will just declare war on chemists or doc­tors, or the pre­scrip­tion meds them­selves. That’s the more their style. There’s more of a chance of them doing that, than any­thing remotely sensible…

Happy fuck­ing Feb­ru­ary, fuckers!

Feb­ru­ary is one of my favourite months, because its the short­est. It breezes right by like nobody’s busi­ness, though this year there’s an extra day, because its leap year. Great.

Jan­u­ary was hard­core for me, I worked way too much and slept way too lit­tle. Last night I slept 14 con­tin­u­ous hours. I guess I needed it. Feb­ru­ary is going to be easier.

I’m not work­ing as much this month, par­tially by design. I’ve got to sort out a few things that are only pos­si­ble in the day­light and I want to deal with a few per­sonal mat­ters as well.

Hope­fully this also means that you guys will be see­ing a bit more from me, though I didn’t do that badly in Jan­u­ary, con­sid­er­ing my lack of free time. Maybe its all the coffee!

Since I got my new cof­fee set-up, I am drink­ing lots more of the stuff and I am buzzing on caf­feine like crazy. It means I have to smoke even more weed to stay mel­low, so its like I’m groov­ing on nature’s groovi­est speed­ball. I’m up, I’m down, I’m up, I’m down and then even­tu­ally I’m some­where in the middle.

I’ve been check­ing out dif­fer­ent beans because I need to learn more about them. I was using blends, but now I am try­ing some sin­gle estates, all roasted to order from the cool web­site I’ve been order­ing from recently. Mrs. H prefers the sin­gle bean cof­fee and I think I do too. I’m try­ing a dif­fer­ent one every few days or so.

My brother and I have been toy­ing with the idea of revamp­ing my web­site again. This design’s been up for 2 years now, maybe it is time for a change. What would you like to see me do differently?

How about a forum? It would solve my com­ment prob­lem. I miss hav­ing peo­ple com­ment here, but I don’t miss the 1000s of spam-comments I was receiv­ing day after day. Besides, if any­one is going to punt coun­ter­feit via­gra on my web­site, it’s going to be me, dammit! Coun­ter­feit via­gra is prob­a­bly just as effec­tive as the real thing, any­way, because its all just a placebo effect. Swal­low this blue smar­tie and have the increased con­fi­dence in your erec­tion, or chew it for a nice choco­lately treat!

Or how about a stream­ing web­cam show­ing you my life 24/7? You could watch me order take­aways and roll spliffs and that’s just at work! At home, you would get to see me clean­ing out lit­ter boxes and brew­ing espres­sos, often at the exact same time!

Maybe the stream­ing web­cam is a bad idea, since I’d never be able to have another wank again, unless I did it in pub­lic and there are far too many CCTV cam­eras to get away with that, so I might as well just do it at home in front of my stream­ing web­cam and all of you.

There’s not going to be a web­cam and there’s not going to be any wanking.

With­out the web­cam, though, you’ll never know for sure!

Richard Made­ley and Judy Finni­gan, or “Richard and Judy” as they are known to their legions of fans in the UK are very pop­u­lar and influ­en­tial celebri­ties in this coun­try. When they rec­om­mend a book or a wine, it becomes a big seller overnight. What they say to the nation, can change the course of the nation. They hold a lot of sway.

For those of you not resid­ing here in Blighty, I should explain a bit. The cou­ple I’m talk­ing about have been fix­tures on our day­time TV screens for many, many years. They are mar­ried and after start­ing out in regional telly, moved on to host­ing a national day­time chat show in the morn­ings on ITV. After many years on ITV and in a well pub­li­cised and expen­sive net­work coup, made a high pro­file jump to Chan­nel 4. That’s where theyre­main, host­ing a pro­gramme that goes out week­days 5pm-6pm.

Nor­mally, I find their views on the con­ser­v­a­tive­side and in some instances extremely so, which meant I was quite sur­prised when some­one I know drew my atten­tion to a recent Richard Madeley’s col­umn in the Daily Express newspaper.

Yes, the Daily Express of all places!

Rather than tease you with this, I’ll just cut to the chase with the salient quotes:

RICHARD: How awk­ward it is to have to begin the new year defend­ing the appar­ently inde­fen­si­ble… in the form of eccen­tric police chief Richard Brunstrom’s lat­est headline-grabbing “gaffe”. I refer, of course, to his call this week on Radio 4’s Today pro­gramme for the legal­is­ing of drugs.



Brun­strom reck­ons all cur­rently banned sub­stances – every­thing from Ecstasy to heroin – will have been decrim­i­nalised inside 10 years. He added that Ecstasy is “safer than aspirin”, for good measure.


Idiotic”, “Mad”, and “Cap­tain Calamity” were just some descrip­tions of the head of the North Wales force the fol­low­ing morn­ing. Par­ents of young peo­ple who died after tak­ing Ecstasy queued up to cas­ti­gate him – quite under­stand­ably. If my child had per­ished because of drug abuse, I would be first in line call­ing for Brunstrom’s head.



Which doesn’t mean I would be right. It is point­less here to get into a sta­tis­ti­cal debate about the dan­gers of aspirin ver­sus Ecstasy.  Both prepa­ra­tions can kill: Ecstasy by fits fol­low­ing dehy­dra­tion and other fac­tors, aspirin usu­ally from inter­nal bleeding.



Ecstasy kills around 50 peo­ple every year – although many more have a close encounter with the Grim Reaper in their local inten­sive care unit.



But con­sid­er­ing the colos­sal num­ber of (mostly) young peo­ple who swal­low Ecstasy tablets in night­clubs up and down Britain every night of the year, the toll is com­par­a­tively small when set against those killed or maimed in drink-driving crashes.



Don’t get me wrong, I think tak­ing Ecstasy is stupid. 



Pro­longed use may well cause mem­ory loss. But being against the law hasn’t stopped it from becom­ing endemic – which means the crim­i­nal sup­ply of Ecstasy and other drugs is endemic too.

This is at the root of the gang cul­ture that grips vir­tu­ally every city in Britain and is largely respon­si­ble for the pro­lif­er­a­tion of guns on our streets. The anal­ogy with Thir­ties pro­hi­bi­tion era Chicago is inescapable.

Per­son­ally, I’d feel safer tak­ing a palm­ful of aspirin than even one Ecstasy. But as a social pol­icy, the crim­i­nal­i­sa­tion of drugs must surely be recog­nised for what it is:  an abject fail­ure. Cocaine, heroin, speed and, yes, Ecstasy, have never been more widely avail­able or cheaper to buy. Their ille­gal sale on an indus­trial scale nour­ishes a huge, sprawl­ing and hydra-headed crim­i­nal underclass.

All Richard Brun­strom – with,  by the way, the broad sup­port of his police author­ity – is really ask­ing is for a sen­si­ble debate on how we move on from the failed drug poli­cies of the past.



He may be a ridicu­lous hon­orary druid with an irri­tat­ing pen­chant for speed cam­eras and absurdly sen­si­tive to weak jokes about the Welsh, but he’s doing some­thing rarely seen in our chief constables.

He is think­ing out of the box. That is brave and bold and deserves thought­ful con­sid­er­a­tion, not calumny.”

Please do click this link to the orig­i­nal arti­cle, it starts about 1/2 way down the page.

I was stunned.

I was flabbergasted!

I’m never flabbergasted.

I’m not cer­tain what flab­ber­gasted even means!

Some­times, com­mon sense comes from very unlikely sources and I must say there was no more unlikely source of these sagely words than Richard Madeley.

I’d like to applaud Mr. Madeley’s brav­ery and gen­uine courage for com­ing out in sup­port of Richard Brun­stom and the Police Author­ity in the pur­suit of truth and hon­esty about drugs.

The next time you’re dis­cussing legal­is­ing drugs with some­one, quote Richard. Seri­ously, even to your par­ents. Peo­ple really dig Richard and Judy, if you quote him, they will think twice about their beliefs and per­haps even start to ques­tion them. Try it and you’ll see what I mean, attach­ing his name to the cause will give it a new level of respect.

If Richard Made­ley sup­ports a com­plete re-think on drug pol­icy, per­haps there IS some­thing to it!

If more peo­ple were will­ing to stand up and speak out, per­haps things would be bet­ter for respon­si­ble adults like myself and those of you out there who choose to indulge in the use of unsanc­tioned sub­stances. There are so so SO many of us out there, who lead pro­duc­tive, nor­mal lives, yet enjoy things other than alco­hol and tobacco.

We have too much to lose. That’s the prob­lem, our nor­malcy and respon­si­ble lives don’t meet society’s stereo­types of what a drug user is. If we did step out of the closet and pro­claim proudly that we smoke weed, or snort a bit of char­lie, or neck a few pills every week­end and it wasn’t destroy­ing our lives, peo­ple who dis­ap­proved would find a way of destroy­ing our lives for us.

Next week is the pub­lic con­sul­ta­tion on reclas­si­fy­ing weed. I’m sure peo­ple braver than me will attend and speak out elo­quently on the sub­ject, before they’re ignored com­pletely and the gov­ern­ment just reclas­si­fies it any­way. But that’s not why I’m not going.

I’m not going, because I have too much to lose. As open as I am about my drug use to friends, fam­ily, work col­leagues, strangers I sit next to on the bus, I don’t know how I’d feel about my name and address being on record with this gov­ern­ment in rela­tion to the sta­tus of weed and specif­i­cally my con­stant intake of it.

And with this gov­ern­ment, how long would it take them before they lost the list and it ended up in the hands of, oh I don’t know, the police maybe! Mak­ing cannabis class B means the penal­ties are worse for the end user; what if they decide to ‘round us all up? They’re build­ing an awful lot of new prisons!

Oh and by the way, the penal­ties for pro­duc­tion and dis­tri­b­u­tion of cannabis, ie grow­ing and deal­ing, are exactly the same under class B as class C, so it’s really only those of us who might get caught with a small amount who are see­ing the penal­ties change. Thanks, Gor­don. Thanks, Jacqui.

What’s worse is that it will only drive those of us who wish to speak out, fur­ther under­ground, while allow­ing the crim­i­nal ele­ment to con­tinue rul­ing the trade, with no addi­tional risks. Who really ben­e­fits from this change in status?

That’s an easy ques­tion to answer. Who ben­e­fits from the reclas­si­fi­ca­tion of cannabis?

No one at all.

A few days ago, I learned of a pub­lic con­sul­ta­tion that’s to be held on the sub­ject of the “pos­si­ble” reclas­si­fi­ca­tion of cannabis. It takes place in Lon­don on the 5th of February.

This gov­ern­ment has appar­ently decided the out­come of this con­sul­ta­tion and Jacqui Smith has already leaked their deci­sion to put cannabis back into Class B from its cur­rent sta­tus of Class C.

It widely known that the gov­ern­ment has cho­sen this path for one sim­ple rea­son, to appear “tough on drugs.” They iden­ti­fied this issue as one which Tony Blair and David Blun­kett left them vul­ner­a­ble to crit­i­cism that could be eas­ily changed with­out much pub­lic outcry.

They’re cor­rect on that score. How many dope smok­ers do you know that would attend a government-held, pub­lic con­sul­ta­tion on cannabis, and con­fess to reg­u­larly break­ing a law, which is about to become a lot harder on peo­ple who enjoy weed?

Let’s not bull­shit around this…a change in clas­si­fi­ca­tion from C to B means only one thing and that is to fur­ther crim­i­nalise peo­ple who smoke a bit of dope. The penal­ties for pro­duc­tion and dis­tri­b­u­tion of cannabis are exactly the same under class B and C — exactly the same! The dif­fer­ence is on the oth­er­wise law abid­ing cit­i­zen, who par­takes of this plant — the penal­ties for sim­ple pos­ses­sion are sig­nif­i­cantly harsher.

Why would the gov­ern­ment wish to crim­i­nalise so many peo­ple? Could it have to do with build­ing new pris­ons and need­ing peo­ple to fill those places? Dope­heads aren’t dan­ger­ous or vio­lent, you would have a prison pop­u­la­tion that was cheap and easy to manage!

Think that’s a bit “con­spir­acy the­ory” even for me? Ok, have you got a bet­ter explanation?

Just about every think tank, pol­icy group and gen­uine expert feels it should be left class C, decrim­i­nalised or legalised com­pletely. Many cops believe this too, and so do a fair few MPs and min­is­ters, but many are afraid to voice their opin­ions for fear of the wrath of the Mail/Express/Telegraph set.

I con­sid­ered attend­ing that con­sul­ta­tion on the 5th of Feb. I thought long and hard about going, stat­ing my real name and read­ing a selec­tion of entries I’ve writ­ten on this sub­ject so near and dear to my heart. And then I pussied out.

Look, either we all go, or none of us go! That’s right, all 6 mil­lion (esti­mated) reg­u­lar cannabis smok­ers have to reg­is­ter to attend. Every last one of us. I’ll go, if you’ll all go. They can’t put us all in jail, can they? If they try, we can just seek asy­lum in the Netherlands!

Here are a few inter­est­ing and related links:

This is from the can­nazine and talks about the 5th Feb con­sul­ta­tion and how they are ignor­ing the experts in the deci­sion to regrade
Click Me.

This one is from the Inde­pen­dent, it’s the same story, only with some ques­tion­able men­tal health details thrown in to con­fuse the issue
Click Me.

This is from the Times and talks about how the gov­ern­ment should base its poli­cies on sci­ence, not emo­tion. It sites the cannabis “debate” as an exam­ple
Click Me.

And here again is my cannabis truth series, which is worth read­ing if you want to know the real story and not the twisted shit they want you to believe!
Click Me.

I’ve read a bit about Repub­li­can pres­i­den­tial can­di­date. Ron Paul and his rather sen­si­ble, if con­tro­ver­sial views, but see­ing him effort­lessly field ques­tions about drugs with ratio­nal, intel­li­gent, informed replies is a won­der to behold.

My brother sent me this YouTube clip of Mr. Paul being inter­viewed by Amer­i­can tele­vi­sion net­work, ABC’s John Stos­sel and the first two min­utes are well worth your valu­able surf­ing time:

I hate to say it, but this guy hasn’t got a hope in hell of win­ning. I know he’s got loads of sup­port, I know he makes sense, but the pow­ers that be will never allow any­one who talks that straight any­where near the White House! If it looked like he had a chance, they would cook the elec­tion again. Any­way, the chances of him get­ting the nom­i­na­tion from the heavy christian-fundamentalist-ruled Repub­li­can party are slim to none.

It’s a real shame, because it sounds like Ron Paul could make a real dif­fer­ence and Amer­ica would never let some­one with that capa­bil­ity to run the show. Maybe we should all just elect him pres­i­dent of the world instead?

Perus­ing the inter­net, as I do, seek­ing inspi­ra­tion and of course, cannabis related news, I stum­bled upon this lit­tle gem, which can be found on quite a few news sites. I’ve opted to use a link to the Reuters News Agency web­site, as news agen­cies, espe­cially Reuters and AP, are nor­mally the most unbi­ased organisations.

Here’s the topline of the report:

“A study of more than 5,000 young­sters in Switzer­land has found those who smoked mar­i­juana do as well or bet­ter in some areas as those who don’t, researchers said on Monday.”

I told you it would do your head in! Just imag­ine how hard it will be for gov­ern­ments around the world to spin this one away!

The evi­dence in favour of cannabis con­tin­ues to mount, as wit­nessed in my “cannabis truth series”, but the fuck­ers with the power have no inter­est in truth and seek only to sup­press it. Luck­ily for you, you’ve got me and “truth” is my mid­dle name.

Ok, I don’t have a mid­dle name, my par­ents couldn’t be both­ered. See how god­damn truth­ful I am!

(Read the northlondonhippy’s cannabis truth series. Go on, learn some­thing cool!)

As well as relay­ing my own per­sonal expe­ri­ences with cannabis, I’ve been keep­ing track of the truth and the lies sur­round­ing my favourite plant for quite a while now. I thought it would a good time to put links to some of my more rel­e­vant posts together on one page. I did some­thing sim­i­lar, but with a more lim­ited scope a cou­ple of months ago, and I left quite a few older entries out.

I’ll aim to update this list­ing again, in the future, as I add more related content.

So, with­out fur­ther delay, here is “the northlon­don­hippy cannabis truth series”:

A brief his­tory of the hippy and cannabis — 29 June 2006

“Dri­ven by moral panic” — 9 March 2007

Don’t just take my word for it — 11 March 2007

Class C = Sig­nif­i­cant Fall in Cannabis Use — 26 Octo­ber 2007

Sci­ence con­fuses me — 25 Octo­ber 2007

Act­ing with­out think­ing, a pol­icy with­out foun­da­tion — 21 Octo­ber 2007

The ratio­nal voices are get­ting louder, but is any­one in power lis­ten­ing? — 16 Octo­ber 2007

Find­ing truth amongst the lies — 24 Sep­tem­ber 2007

Enlist­ing in the bat­tle over cannabis — 30 July 2007

Demand and sup­ply — another angle on the sta­tus of cannabis — 30 July 2007

It’s not as black and white as they would have you believe — 30 July 2007

But what do real experts say about reclas­si­fy­ing cannabis — 30 July 2007

That Lancet cannabis study, the Daily Mail and the truth — 30 July 2007

Don’t just take my word for it (again) — 30 July 2007

The northlon­don­hippy offers to be the voice of rea­son, truth, san­ity and expe­ri­ence regard­ing cannabis — 30 July 2007

The GUARDIAN of truth — 12 June 2007

False hys­te­ria sells — 27 March 2007

A home­grown har­vest — 13 March 2007

Brave Peo­ple — 27 Octo­ber 2007

Recently, I’ve been fol­low­ing a par­tic­u­lar ongo­ing bat­tle against cannabis.

This fight is tak­ing place right now, between some very brave peo­ple who are run­ning a cannabis cafe in Sus­sex and the police.

Here’s a report from the local news­pa­per, cov­er­ing the case, which will give you a bit of back­ground as well as a snap­shot of where things stand today:
http://www.theargus.co.uk/search/display.var.1777072.0.cannabis_cafe_puts_up_the_barricades.php
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Cannabis cafe’ puts up the barricades

The down­grad­ing of cannabis to a class C drug has led to a series of cannabis cafés open­ing across Sus­sex. Police have faced an uphill bat­tle try­ing to close these ille­gal premises.

Reporter Miles God­frey vis­ited an alleged cannabis café in Lanc­ing raided by offi­cers only last week and found a steely deter­mi­na­tion to defy the authorities.

Offi­cers smashed their way into the build­ing in Fresh­brook Road, Lanc­ing, on Octo­ber 11 using a two-tonne tractor.

They demol­ished a wall as they ripped a win­dow from its frame and allegedly caused about £20,000 dam­age to the build­ing and its interior.

How­ever in a show of defi­ance, the café’s oper­a­tors have rebuilt the wall, for­ti­fied the build­ing and reopened for busi­ness in under five days.

The Argus gained exclu­sive access to the café and inspected the new defences. They include:

# Mil­i­tary razor wire.

# Rein­forced steel gird­ers used as height-restriction bar­ri­ers to pre­vent tall vehi­cles gain­ing access.

# Steel posts and concrete-filled tyres sur­round­ing the building.

A spokesman for the owner, who did not want to be iden­ti­fied, said: “We are back up and run­ning. We were within days of the police raid.”

The peo­ple who run the café, which has also been fully repaired and redec­o­rated inside, claimed the police’s “heavy-handed”

One said: “We don’t believe they did a proper health and safety check before the raid.

They have claimed that the build­ing had a steel struc­ture but it doesn’t. It could have eas­ily col­lapsed com­pletely with every­one inside it.

As it was, peo­ple did get minor injuries, bumps and bruises and one woman suf­fered an asthma attack. We are wor­ried about what tac­tics the police are going to use next.”

Those inside the build­ing said they were hor­ri­fied when offi­cers pulled down the wall.

One said: “It was like some­thing out of a Bruce Willis film.

Some­body could have eas­ily been very badly hurt or even killed.”

Police said they found a “quan­tity” of cannabis dur­ing the raid. Those at the café claim less than four grammes was dis­cov­ered, an amount they said did not war­rant the raid.

The spokesman said: “The police caused about £20,000 dam­age inside and out dur­ing the oper­a­tion. They employed numer­ous offi­cers, hired a trac­tor and for what? They only found four grammes of cannabis so what was the point?”

Offi­cers also found £2,000 in cash on the premises dur­ing the raid. The spokesman said the money was from the till and fruit machine and the rest belonged to four dif­fer­ent people.

A strict over-18s pol­icy remains in force and staff said they oper­ated a strict ban on alcohol.

The raid was the lat­est in a series of bat­tles police have had with sim­i­lar businesses.

Offi­cers have car­ried out a series of raids across Wor­thing and Lanc­ing in the last few years as out­lets allegedly sell­ing cannabis have sprung up.

Many raids have been suc­cess­ful but oth­ers, like the one on Octo­ber 11 in Lanc­ing, turned up only small quan­ti­ties of cannabis.

In August, 2005, more than 40 police offi­cers were involved in a dra­matic siege at premises in Vic­to­ria Road, Wor­thing. The offi­cers, includ­ing a dozen riot police, forced their way through two 6in-thick rein­forced doors using steel-cutting welders and a bat­ter­ing ram.

About 30 peo­ple were marched out­side after police smashed their way into the build­ing, which sub­se­quently closed.

There were raids at the now closed Quan­tum Leaf and Bongchuffa cannabis cafés in Row­lands Road, Wor­thing, in 2003. Pro-cannabis cam­paigner Chris Bald­win ran the Quan­tum Leaf café as a “polit­i­cal state­ment” and in Jan­u­ary, 2004, received a six-month jail sen­tence for sup­ply­ing cannabis.

He served just over six weeks behind bars.

The alleged cannabis café in Fresh­brook Road has also been raided before.

In July this year, offi­cers smashed their way into the build­ing using a bat­ter­ing ram.

How­ever they recov­ered only small qual­i­ties of the drug.

Thick black smoke was spot­ted ris­ing from the premises dur­ing that raid and the most recent one.

Offi­cers believe it may have been cannabis being burnt inside but they have been unable to secure enough evi­dence to bring charges.

Chief Inspec­tor Lawrence Hobbs, Adur dis­trict police com­man­der, said police did not want to rush in. He said: “It is early days. We want to gather some evi­dence, seek some legal advice and lis­ten to how the com­mu­nity want us to deal with it. I do not sense there’s any phys­i­cal threat to residents.”

How­ever, since Feb­ru­ary when police first sus­pected the build­ing was being for drug smok­ing, his stance has tough­ened significantly.

He was unapolo­getic about the dam­age and said: “There has to be recog­ni­tion that these types of ille­gal enter­prises will not be tolerated.”

The lat­est raid was cer­tainly the most dra­matic but it may not be the last.

(22nd Octo­ber 2007)
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Have you ever read any­thing more ludi­crous? You would think they were stag­ing an assault against an Al Qaeda cell, primed and ready to attack a city cen­tre shop­ping dis­trict in the run up to xmas!

Do the police really have the time and bud­get to be tar­get­ing a peace­ful, non-violent group of old ston­ers in such an over-the-top and unjus­ti­fi­ably harsh manner?

The peo­ple are con­tin­u­ing to oper­ate this cafe are extremely brave and coura­geous, for they are tak­ing direct action to protest an unfair and unjust law, which crim­i­nalises decent, hon­est, oth­er­wise law abid­ing folks for noth­ing more than smok­ing a bit of dope!

The police are show­ing no signs of let­ting up the pres­sure, as the follow-up arti­cle in another local paper, shows. You can check it out RIGHT HERE and vote in their online poll of whether the police should con­tinue to per­se­cute these good people.

As of this writ­ing, 92% of peo­ple respond­ing to the poll, do NOT want the police to con­tinue with this waste­ful use of their resources. Or as one of the many peo­ple who com­mented on the arti­cle online points out:

“Inter­est­ing that the police can spend thou­sands on har­rass­ing a few old ston­ers, but were unable to attend when my car had its’ win­dows smashed by van­dals on Tues­day. It’s this low-level anti­so­cial crime that is the prob­lem, not spliff smok­ers lis­ten­ing to Pink Floyd…”

Think about it, would you rather have the police harass­ing a group of peo­ple sit­ting inside a cafe, smok­ing a bit of weed, or would you pre­fer they go after gen­uine crim­i­nals who might mug your granny for her pen­sion money, or break into your car to steal your stereo?

I think the answer to that is so fuck­ing obvi­ous that it gives me a headache!

Most of the police offi­cers I’ve spo­ken to per­son­ally would like to see cannabis decrim­i­nalised or legalised, because they know their time would be bet­ter spent tack­ling real crimes. Why do we dis­re­spect our police forces so much by ask­ing them to waste their valu­able time and resources on some­thing so utterly pointless?

Trac­tors for cannabis raids? Are tanks and F-16’s going to be next? Where does it stop?

I don’t know where, but I do know when. As soon as humanly pos­si­ble, please!

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