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Hey hip­py­fans, do I suck or what?

I haven’t been here in over a week, so indeed I qual­ify in the suck­ing depart­ment. I can only blame my busy and glam­orous media lifestyle and the fact that I’m old and need my sleep!

I could blame loads of other things too, like global warm­ing and the war on ter­ror, but that would be me exag­ger­at­ing the sit­u­a­tion. I’m not actu­ally in gov­ern­ment, so it’s not my job to scare you!

I’ve had a bit of a lull between bouts of work and haven’t done loads. I’m back on Sat­ur­day night for one, then not again until Wednes­day for three more. At the end of the month, I’m going to get really busy and stay that way through most of April. At least I’ll be rich! Depend­ing upon your def­i­n­i­tion of rich, that is.

Put it this way, I won’t be broke and it means I can spend more money on RooR goodies!

I’ve recently dis­cov­ered this excel­lent brand of glass­ware pipes and bongs and am extremely impressed with the qual­ity of their pieces. So far, I’ve only pur­chased two small items, but in the very near future, I’ll be order­ing my very first full sized RooR bong.

My favourite web­site, EDIT, stocks a wide vari­ety of RooR GOODS, all hand made from their fac­tory in Ger­many. Besides being works of art, all of their stuff is extremely func­tional. And the function?

Smok­ing weed!

These are grown-up pieces, they’re not toys for kids! They’re not cheap either!

I pur­chased the small­est piece they make, the MINI STEAMROLLER; it only costs £5.95. I’ve never had a pipe that hit as smooth as this lit­tle baby. I can’t rec­om­mend this one enough, it is absolutely perfect!

Go on and order one, it’s cheap and you will not regret it! Oh and also, order one of these GLASS GAUZES, yes the one I’ve pro­vided the link to, it’s the per­fect size for the mini steamroller!

Clean­ing it is a breeze, just pour some boil­ing water into the bowl and watch most of the gunk float away. If you really need to clean it bet­ter, don’t use a brush, use RooR BONG CLEANER!

The other pipe I bought is the RooR POCKET FRIEND, which I like, but I can’t rec­om­mend, unless you are an aspir­ing col­lec­tor like myself. It’s quite pricey and yes, it does hit like a dream, but it feels a bit frag­ile and for a lit­tle more money, you could have a full sized bong. It’s a real work of art though!

Very soon, I will be order­ing my RooR Lit­tle Sista 5.0, which is going to last me the rest of my life. It looks like the per­fect bong!

Why does all this RooR excite­ment mat­ter to you, you might ask. Sim­ple! It means I’ve got to clear some space and get rid of one of my other bongs! It’s not even 6 months old, but I’m going to part with it…

By giv­ing it away in my next wild and wacky contest!

I tried to give away my car; I’ve shroomed with a hippy fan con­test win­ner, but now get ready for my most amaz­ing, life chang­ing con­test ever!

You can win the hippy’s slightly used, impres­sively cus­tomised Black Leaf bong, with an ice twist!

Don’t worry, this is not the for­mal announce­ment of the con­test, that will be com­ing in the next day or two.

Basi­cally, I’m ready to ship this excel­lent acrylic bong to any­one, any­where in the UK, no wait, any­where in the Euro­pean Union for free!

You’ll have to be at least 18 years old (sorry kids) and live in the Euro­pean Union to enter! I haven’t decided how you’ll win it just yet, but I’m sure emails will be involved! And don’t for­get the oral love!

Let me get some actual pho­tos of the actual bong and post them first. It’s com­plete with fil­ter attach­ment, brand new drop-in Aus­tralian style bowl and con­i­cal gauze, so it’s ready to rock right out of the box!

You’ll need to sup­ply your own weed or other smok­ing mix­ture! I can’t do every­thing for you!

Check back soon for the com­plete details on how you can win the hippy’s bong!

Life just doesn’t get any bet­ter than this!

Hey ho hippyfans!

Who’s been miss­ing me? All of you I expect. Well the merry-go-round that is my glit­ter­ing media career keeps me spin­ning quickly and I’m doing my best just to hang on!

Gosh that sounds dra­matic and inter­est­ing; if only it were true.

I’ve picked up some more work this week, hot on the heels of last week’s bonanza. I’m back tomor­row for 4 nights and I’m not complaining.

Any­thing that brings dosh to this hippy is a good thing indeed, though its not like I have any­thing excit­ing to spend it on at the moment. Apple kind of let me down.

They had a prod­uct launch yes­ter­day and between the hype and spec­u­la­tion, I was really expect­ing some­thing so cool that I would just have to buy one. I had my Visa card all ready to spend, spend, spend and they didn’t have any­thing wor­thy of my drool.

Over­priced leather iPod cases that com­pletely lack any use­ful functionality.

Next was a glo­ri­fied speaker dock for an iPod, lack­ing Air­Tunes func­tion­al­ity but with a hefty price tag. I’m sure they sound good, but so what?

And finally, a revamped, Intel’d up, Mac mini. OK, I’ll admit these look quite tasty, but by the time I kit­ted up one to be worth hav­ing as a stand-alone media-center, you’re talk­ing over 1600–1700 pounds!

Think I’m kid­ding, think again!

The high model, with the Core Duo proces­sor and with the max’d extra RAM and big­ger hard drive spec’d out at around £970. Add to that a key­board and mouse (£70), exter­nal hardrive (est £250), tv cap­ture don­gle to con­nect to my SKY+ (est £200), a free­view tuner with PVR soft­ware (£100), extra cables (est £100) and you’re already up to £1700.

More than I would want to spend, unless I was a lot richer and had a fancy-pancy LCD tv with a DVI input!

Ut oh, we’re approach­ing tech-geek cor­ner territory!

I smoke dope, lots of it!

There, that’s better!

I’m groov­ing to some Led Zep­pelin right now; Kashmir!

See, I’m cool, I’m cool. Dammit! Fuckers!

Oh Apple, you let me down this time. Where’s the new OS X tablet? Where’s the touch­screen video iPod? Where’s all the cool shit?

It’s Apple’s thir­ti­eth anniver­sary on the first of April and more prod­uct announce­ments are expected. Let the fresh spec­u­la­tion begin!

The other thing I’ve been check­ing out is Roor Glass­ware.

They make some amaz­ing hand­made pipes, bongs and accessories.

I’ve been think­ing about get­ting THIS ONE, the “Lit­tle Sista Ice-master Cup 5.0 — 3 Piece” as I really like it’s style and func­tion­al­ity. Yes, it’s expen­sive, but any­thing of real qual­ity often is. They’re stur­dily built and made to last.

I also like the choice of ACCESSORIES like the dif­fusers and optional BOWLS, which means you can keep find­ing cool new things to get for it.

Con­sumer goods and drugs are the only things in this world that bring any­one any joy, so the com­bi­na­tion of the two is just out of this world, fuck­ing fantastic!

EDIT, my favourite web­site for all things drug related and legal, should really do a deal with me. I already send a lot of busi­ness their way, per­son­ally and here with my endorsements.

They should become my exclu­sive spon­sor! I’d let them adver­tise on my site in return for, oh I don’t know, free drugs, free good­ies to review, per­haps cash, I don’t know.

I’m open to offers though. This hippy is for sale or rent!

So if you work for Everyonedoesit.com or know some­one who does, tell them to con­tact the hippy for an adver­tis­ing oppor­tu­nity too good to miss!