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December 14th, 2006 | 
Author: Hey, hey and ho, fucking ho! The hippy is here to sort out all your gift-giving dilemmas. That is, if you’re shopping for someone who is supercool!
I’ve got a few recommendations for you and there’s still time to order them all online and receive them in time for the big day!
I’ll start with a book that is well worth giving to anyone who appreciates the vast complexity of human emotions.
- Post Secret – the book
I’ve championed this blog before and I’m still a big fan. The artist solicited people’s secrets, anonymously via postcards. They’re actually quite moving and I’ve been on the brink of tears more than once checking out his website. The book is a well-put together collection of postcards; some that have been on the site and others that are brand new. It would look great on anyone’s coffee table and I was very happy when it recently became available to purchase in here Blighty.
- Post Secret – the website
- Post Secret – the book (via Amazon UK)
It’s a worthy project, which has genuinely touched people, so please buy a copy and support the artist, Frank Warren.
Now for a musical suggestion, two CD’s that I like very much:: Muse – Black Holes and Revelations and the Killers – Sam’s Town.
Muse has been a favourite of mine for quite a while now and their latest album does not disappoint. This is big, anthemic music performed with passion. If you like hard rock with an intelligent edge, this is the CD for you!
The Killers second album is also a winner, but I was a big fan of their first, Hot Fuss, so no one should be surprised that I dig this one too. It’s got a very traditional rock and roll feel, but with electronic textures that keep it in the 21st century. Big in the UK, not so much in the US, which is weird because they’re from Las Vegas. Give it to someone who just likes good music!
- Muse – Black Holes and Revelations (via Amazon UK)
- The Killers – Sam’s Town (via Amazon UK)
I’ve selected Amazon for the book and the CDs as they’re very reliable and they can still ship out to the UK before xmas!
My friends at Everyonedoesit.com have a huge selection of gifts for the hippy in all of you. Besides having one of the largest selections of legal highs available in the UK, they also are one of the best distributors for all things RooR – this hippy’s favourite glassware.
They recently started stocking the classic RooR glass water pipe and I’ve just ordered the three-piece model for myself. It’s coming tomorrow! And at only £65, it won’t break the bank either! RooR, quite simply make the best glassware in the world, so if you need a gift for someone who enjoys alternative smoking methods and substances, this is the pipe for them!
EDIT stock quite a big range of RooR goodies, with something to suit every budget, from the mini-steamroller right up to RooR’s collaboration pieces with Shiva glass, that do actually cost an arm and a leg, but are gorgeous!
You can also check out EDIT’s extensive selection of legal highs, with a flavour and effect to suit almost everyone’s tastes! At the moment, I’m still favouring Spice Gold, which costs a bit extra, but has quite a kick. It mixes especially well with weed too!
And finally, EDIT also has a selection of xmas gift boxes, again in sizes to suit everyone’s budget. They even do a line from RooR!
I’m a big fan of EDIT and have been for years now. I shop with them, a lot and they are fantastic. I should also mention I’m an affiliate of their’s, which is why you see their adverts on this site. But I wouldn’t give them space on my website, if I wasn’t 100% behind what they do!
Ok, now onto the big gift, for that someone special. Choose Apple!
I love my Apple toys, I’m typing this on my iMac right now and my new Mac mini is sitting under my Sony Bravia. I just sold my iBook, to make room from my next laptop, either a MacBook or a MacBook pro, I haven’t decided yet!
The easy choice from Apple is an iPod, though you do need to choose a model. I have to say, even though I don’t own one, I think the 2nd-gen, 8gb black nano is the best one in the line-up. A friend of mine has one and it is pure sex and plays music too! If you hold one in your hands, you’ll want one!
The new iPod shuffle is also a little devil of a music player; as small as a matchbox, holds around 240 songs and only costs £55 quid. What’s not to love?
I’ve got a 60gb iPod with video, which has since been replaced by the 80gb version is also a fantastic piece of kit, though it’s the most expensive one they make. What can I say? I’ve got good taste.
By far, the best thing Apple is selling at the moment is their MacBook. Everyone loves them and they’re expected to sell several hundred thousand of them in the run up to xmas. You can still order one online and probably get it by xmas, or you could just walk into any Apple shop and walk out with one. You do need to pay for it first!
So there you have it, the hippy’s helpful holiday shopping guide! I hope it’s helped someone out there decide what to get someone special!
And if you’re shopping for this hippy, I’m really hoping for a green xmas…so just get me an ounce or two of skunky bud. I’ve been a very good boy all year, you know!
A very pleasant good (morning) (afternoon) (evening) (delete as appropriate) to you, my fine feathered hippyfans!
I hope life is treating you all like a two-hundred-pound-an-hour hooker! By that I mean if life is fucking you, I hope at least you’re well compensated for the inconvenience!
I’ve had a busy week, but now I’ve got three days off and I sense a northlondonhippy drug festival coming, either on Saturday or Sunday, real life commitments depending! Yippppeeee to that!
I’ve got a brand new legal high to try, called MASH, which my friends at EDIT are now stocking. It sounds like an interesting one, as it doesn’t contain any BZP, but is made up of some other legal substance and it’s supposed to be a good one for chilling out at home. I’ll let you know when I post my review.
My other option is to finally get around to trying KRATOM; I’ve got a couple of grams of 15X EXTRACT that’s been sitting in my drug-drawer for ages. The reports I’ve read about it online have been overwhelmingly favourable, so it’s about time I gave it a test drive.
And yes, I do have a drug-drawer, doesn’t everyone? It’s chock full of all sorts of legal highs and other goodies, sitting there, just waiting for me to have the time and the hippyspirit to indulge in them.
All good things come to hippy’s who wait. Perhaps this weekend, the wait is over!
But none of this is the reason I’m here today. Oh no, I’ve come in here to give my personal endorsement to a feature film a friend of mine has made.
Making a feature film is a fairly impressive accomplishment, but to do one off your own back, without the support of a money’d up studio is quite frankly astounding. I guess it’s just a testament to my friend’s drive and determination that she was able to pull this off.
The latest news is that an American distributor has been sniffing around with intent and there’s a very good chance that my friend’s film could be coming to a theatre or DVD shop near you in the not too distant future.
From there, it’s only a matter of time before Hollywood beckons and she’s helming her first blockbuster!
The film is called “The Plans of Man” and my friend’s Myspace site can be found RIGHT HERE. There’s even a very slick and professional, official site, which you can find if you wish by CLICKING HERE.
My friend doesn’t really know much about my site, but I’m think I should probably send her the link, so she knows what she’s getting herself into! In a few days, if she Google’s the name of her film, she would find it anyway, so a head’s up is probably not a bad thing!
Even though I’m approaching my 500th hippy post, I’ve told very few people I know about this site. I’ve mentioned that it exists, but I’ve not really handed out the URL. I like to think of it as my dirty little secret!
My more dedicated hippyfans will certainly be aware of how weird and twisted my life is, especially the thoughts and drugs I allow to run free in my brain, but people I know it real life, probably don’t have a clue. That’s not a bad thing.
I decided a long time ago that if this blog was going to be of any interest, to anyone, it was going to need to be brutally honest and incredibly personal. I think it certainly was that when I started, but less so as time has passed.
The way that I can give myself the freedom to be that honest about myself and more importantly my many and varied shortcomings, was to stay as anonymous as possible. Toiling away in relative obscurity, as I do, has made remaining anonymous a breeze.
If everyone I knew in the real world were visiting my little site, it would inhibit what I wrote. That would be bad; bad for me, bad for you; bad for everyone!
I dig being the hippy and the first and most important reason this site exists is to amuse me. That may sound selfish, but as long as I continue to enjoy being the northlondonhippy, I’ll keep doing whatever it is I do here.
What is it I do here again?
I spent a good chunk of yesterday off my face on some Funk Pills. It was a Wednesday, which is just as good as any other day to partake in some legal highs.
I decided to try Funk’s Twisted (Psychedelic Funk) which are supposed to be the trippy ones from their line of party pills.
I took the first capsule around 3pm on an empty stomach, then sat back until the effects began. At around 4pm, just as I was starting to come up from the first one, I took a second.
The high was to be expected from something BZP based – I started feeling up and happy and somewhat euphoric. What I didn’t get was any overwhelming psychedelic effects, just a slight sharpening of my vision.
I think that is my biggest gripe about some of these legal highs, they never deliver the trippy punch that I am seeking. As much as everyone wants them to be shroom replacements, they’re clearly not. I wish they were!
Shrooms were so much better than everything else you could buy legally, they were the best trippy drug I ever enjoyed. I wish they could come back!
The current incarnation of legal highs are good, I’m not knocking them as I do enjoy the high they produce, but they are different from other illegal highs. While comparisons can be made between piperazines and MDMA, they are very distinctive drugs.
At about 6pm yesterday, I took a third pill, which to be honest was a bit more than I needed. It was the usual story, I hadn’t come up enough from the first two, though by 6:15pm, I finally did but I was concerned I might have overdone it. I did, but only as a personal preference.
The third pill I took was a “Big Grin” also from Funk Pills, which has a different blend to the Twisted pills and consequently different effects. The combination was very pleasant; I was quite deeply monged!
I certainly prefer the “Big Grin” to the Twisted pills as the high is much more mind-numbing. Trust me, that’s a good thing.
I peaked around 9 or 10pm and by midnight I was still buzzing. To aid in the comedown, I drank a Dutch hot cocoa (made with a dash of butter and some ground hash) and took a Valerian. By 2am, I was sound asleep.
Today, I feel somewhat lethargic and hungover, which I don’t normally experience, but I’m attributing it to the increased dose and most likely I didn’t drink enough water; though it seemed like I did at the time. I’m sure I’ll be back to normal by tomorrow, but this should explain the somewhat subdued tone this entry has taken.
I need a few spliffs and another good night’s sleep and I’ll be right as rain.
Here’s a quick blast from me before I head off for yet another fun-filled night at work.
The Independent newspaper here in the UK published an interesting article about the current popularity in legal highs. Well duh!
As an early adopter and experimenter with the substances they mention, following the ban on shrooms last summer, I’ve been on the cutting edge of this stuff for ages!
But do they come to ask me for a comment on the world of legal highs?
Do they fuck!
I guess I’m just too expensive for them! This hippy don’t come cheap!
It doesn’t matter, I’m still happy to bring you a link to their article. The main point that mattered to me is that the government has said they see no reason to review the status of any substance currently available. That’s cool.
They also mention my friends at EDIT, who really are at the cutting edge of the market. They were big shroom-sellers up until the ban and they were quick to realise that a market continued for legal, recreational substances and have brought many great products to the UK market.
After this little run of nights, I’ve got some well-deserved time off. Besides wrapping up work on one of my non-hippy related projects, I’m going to be checking out some more new products to review for you. I’m really looking forward to getting off my face all in the interests of improving your life!
What other north London based-hippy has done that for you lately?
And that title ain’t no lie, fuckers!
I’m high as a kite; I’m as high as the sky. I’m so high, so high, SO high!
I’ve been test-driving “The Big Grin” from Funk Pills and I’m digging these little fuckers very much. I’ll be ordering some more of them.
I took one pill around 12:30pm and was pleasantly surprised that by 1:30pm, I was feeling some mild, yet pronounced effects.
Initially, I found it slightly euphoric, with a subtle undertow of being monged. My vision became sharper as well.
I took a second dose around 2:30pm and now it is two hours after that. It’s much more euphoric, sensual and uplifting while being more comfortably monged. Colours are quite vibrant, my vision is razer sharp.
I like ‘em these ones good!
The nicest thing about them is they are not speedy at all; no racing heart, no restlessness. You could quite easily watch a film or go out and talk utter crap to strangers for hours.
I had some comments from a long time hippyfan called Meshman which I thought I would share with you. Here’s his message to me:
“hello mr hippy, i often pop in here and check what you are up too – wasnt happy to hear about your purple ohm exp, hope you were ok in the end , however i was surprised at you for taking more than recommended – you should know better !!!!
anyways i felt it prudent to dispel the myth that you perpetuate re :- piperazines. They are not an extract or derivative of any natural substance – they dont occur in nature at all – in fact they are more related to Viagra than Pepper! Piperazines are traditionally used to eliminate Worm infections in humans – yes WORMS !!
The original `made from pepper` line was spun to help ease the possible legality / acceptance of these compounds when they began appearing in NZ as a harm reduction tool. They do have a resemblance to piperidine which is a constituent of piperine which is found in the black pepper plant, hence the link.
Some info here -
http://www.shaman-australis.com.au/Website/law/Piperazine/index.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piperazine
stay safe and always follow the instructions on the pack !!!
- meshman”
He’s right on everything he’s said. Pay attention kids!
On my ill-fated Purple Ohm fest, which was back in January, I did indeed exceed the stated dosage, which is why I had such a bad time on them. I have copped to this before, but I don’t know if I’ve ever tried to explain.
My only experience with piperazines at that point was limited to PEPs and it is very common for people to exceed the dosage, if what you read in forums online is anything to go by. It was the same with other herbal highs I had previously tried; to get anywhere you needed to take a lot.
Piperazines aren’t normal, herbal highs! They are strong and you should all follow meshman’s advice and learn from my mistake!
I am having real trouble forming coherent sentences at the moment. I’m not up to my usual game. I’m monged and not complaining!
Even better, when my order from EDIT came yesterday, it had an extra, free sample pack of Twisted (Psychedelic Funk). How cool is that?
I’m going to go back to being a sofa zombie on this fine Friday afternoon. I’ve just packed up my RooR mini steamroller and I’m going to float away happy.
Don’t you all want me to be happy? Don’t you? Don’t you??
Hey ho hippyfans!
It’s a brand new month, but don’t worry, that means it’s still under warranty, so you can return it if you are not 100% satisfied!
I worked like a dog last month; that is if you know any doggies who put in something like 200 hours of nightshifting in around three weeks! My guess is; you don’t.
Unless, you work on the bomb squad. With a sniffer dog. And it’s been a very busy month for improvised devices.
And I bet you don’t do any of that either!
I spent last week as a semi-vegetable; one that required massive amounts of sleep and soft drugs. I can’t say I did much more than kill time all last week, now this week I have to bury it.
It’s not that I didn’t have anything to do, for in truth I had loads I could have done. I have other projects ongoing of a creative nature as well as one that is reaching fruition and will be shortly available in print. Because of my lack of activity, that’s now behind schedule.
I’ve also got this blog. Don’t tell me you couldn’t have done with a dose of the hippy last week?
You need a little hippy in your life everyday!
So I’ve got no excuses except I was tired. And I’m old and getting older, but I’ve more than covered that subject, so we’ll give it a miss today.
In terms of relaxation and recreation, I revisited an old friend, Mr. Piperazine.
I took some PEP Twisted over the weekend and I must say that they are very enjoyable. I think my unfortunate and completely self-inflicted OD on Purple Ohms put me off these particularly effective legal highs a bit, but now I’m back and ready to party.
More than that, I’m ready to sample some of the next generation!
There’s plenty of new pills on the market and my friends at EDIT seem to stock them all. They’ve added a few new ranges that I plan on trying soon; purely for research purposes, so I can come here and review them just for you!
You see, I’m still living that hippy life, so you don’t need to! Although you can if you want; I’m not stopping you. Your mortgage is!
A few of these new pills have caught my eye. The next one’s on my list to try are called Speedballs and they are unique in that they are a mix of BZP/TFMP blend plus and this is the interesting ingredient; kratom.
I’ve not tried Kratom before, so I am interested in what these pills will do. I also ordered some 15xKratom extract, which I will be sampling soon as well.
The pills that really look interesting are a range of caps called Funk Pills. Funk Pills come in wide variety, they are rumoured to be strong and effective. Initial reports so far have been very favourable. The two that I’m going to order next are Twisted (Psychedelic Funk) and the Big Grin, which you can check out for yourself if you really want to know about them. That’s why I spend all this extra time including all these extra-special hippylinks!
The last one that is on my list of fun things to do soon are from the original PEP people and they are called PEP X. They are supposed to be the strongest, most MDMA like pills available, but they are so new that there is very little feedback available, so I will have to judge for myself.
All of these pills are in their third or fourth generation. This means as they tinker with the ingredients and refine the ratios and such, they are becoming more effective with fewer side effects. Good news for everyone!
You might be surprised to find that most, if not all of these pills contain vitamins and other revitalising compounds to minimise the potential ill effects of the drugs in the mix.
If you want far more real-world information than I could ever provide you with myself, I would suggest you check out the Legal Highs forum on EDIT. There’s a wealth of info and experience available and it always pays to do your homework before playing around with any new substance or drug. It’s good to learn from other’s mistakes, so you don’t have to make them yourself.
I make a lot mistakes, so you don’t have to!
Here’s a hippy hint: Drink a reasonable amount of fluid when you take piperazines. They are a bit of a diuretic, which means you will piss a lot and that fluid needs to be replaced.
Here’s another hippy hint: Don’t choose booze as your fluid. Why? Because alcohol dehydrates you and so does piperazine, and the combination means you will end up with the nastiest hangover of your life the next day if you overindulge in liquor.
Now a little history: These pills became popular in New Zealand first, where the very sensible government promotes them as “harm minimalisation solutions” because they keep you away from street drugs. That’s no bad thing, because with street drugs you never know what you are going to get.
Or more frequently, not get as you won’t know until after you’ve spent you money and wasted a night waiting to come up on some pills you bought from some guy in some club, who told you they were super-duper strong E’s the best he ever had!
These are consistently made to the same standard, kind of like Big Mac’s. You can walk into any McDonalds, anywhere in the world and order a Big Mac and it will be exactly like any other Big Mac you’ve ever had. Brand consistency or some other marketing wank-speak.
Piperazine is an extract of pepper. Fuck knows what is in those pills you buy in a club! All the really cool kids have already figured out that these legal highs are better, cheaper and more dependable than street drugs. Isn’t it time you discovered them too?
And now for the hippy disclaimer: Although these drugs are legal, they are still drugs and should be treated as such. They are not candy, even if PurpleOhms are grape flavoured.
Be sensible, be smart and treat them with respect. All it’s going to take to piss all over our party (again) is some stupid kid taking way too many of these legal pills and before you know it, a photo of the kid on life-support is in all the newspapers and the kid’s parent start some lame action group to get them banned!
Just say no to reckless abuse!
Always follow the instructions on the packaging and be responsible when you party. Don’t drive when you’re fucked up. Go someplace and dance your ass off instead!
Hey! There’s still time to win my bong! Click here for the details!
Hey hippyfans! How’s things?
Things are groovy here in my north London lair. I’ve had a few mellow days, sorting out a few things here and there. Life is good.
I’ve popped by just to mention that there’s a big change to my website, which you may have noticed.
I now have advertising.
The company I’ve chosen to adorn my blog is none-other than EveryoneDoesIt.Com, or EDIT as I often refer to them and as they do indeed refer to themselves.
EDIT is by far the best web retailer there is for all things legal and drug related. I’ve been shopping with them personally for nearly three years and I can only praise the quality of their service and goods. I wish all the websites I shopped with were as together as EDIT.
But what exactly do they sell?
Pipes, bongs, bubblers, seeds, a wide variety of legal highs, spares, blunt wrappers, grinders, rolling papers, rolling machines, rolling trays, rolling stations and of course, my new favourites, RooR glassware. If it is legal, fun and related to getting high, my friends at EDIT stock it.
So if you are going to shop with EDIT, why not do it through me? All you have to do is click on any of the links on this page and let EDIT do the rest. I promise you they are every bit as good as I say they are. And I should know, I’m probably one of their best customers!
And if you do shop with EDIT, send me an email and let me know what you bought and how it all worked out for you!
Hey fuckers. I’m having one of those hippydays that make life worth living already!
I’ve been awake since 5am, lucky me. I went to bed around 11pm, so that’s 6 hours of quality sleep. Ok, it’s not enough.
I’ve already watched the latest episode of the Sopranos, which is a pretty neat trick here in north London, considering it’s getting it’s first run in America on HBO right now. Why do I have to wait for Channel Four to get their act together? I’ll watch it again when they show it anyway, so everyone wins!
I’m digging it already and they’re only up to episode two. Rock on.
I’ve also been out to the superdupermarket and it was a good trip. I was there and back in 45 minutes and didn’t forget a single item. Yipppeee to that!
I’ve also read all my usual newspaper sites and other assorted webpages, checked all my email accounts and responded to the more pressing ones. I’ve also done some web shopping, placing an order with Amazon and EDIT.
Besides a few small, inconsequential items, the two main things I purchased from EDIT are the following:
A RooR diffuser (for my Little Sista 5.0 Ice Master)
…and
The diffuser was planned all along, but to order one, I had to measure the downpipe that was shipped with the Little Sista, because each bong is unique and the lengths can vary. Hey ho!
Spice, appears to be a herbal smoking mixture that is suppose to smell and taste good as well as get you high! Sounds good to me; and apparently it also mixes very well with weed, so I could be on to a winner. It also costs the same as skunk, so I’m hoping the reviews I’ve seen means it lives up to the hype. I’ll find out tomorrow.
I always try to stay up to date and on the cutting edge of legal highs! Watch out for my personal review of Spice, coming soon!
God, is this a dull-ass posting or what? I went shopping, I bought this, I wanked my cock down to a bloody stump!
OK, I made up that last one, just to see if you were paying attention. You are. Good.
See, here’s the thing. As “the biggest internet celebrity you’ve never heard of….but not for long”, I’m constantly checking my hitcounter to see if my online stardom has arrived.
So far, it hasn’t.
That doesn’t stop me from checking, though. As “a messiah for the new millennium”, I know I need to get my words out to the masses in a big old way; and I know my time will come; and soon!
In the meantime, I am charting a rather steady increase in traffic to my site. There’s loads of new hippyfans joining you old timers every day. I can even see how many of you fuckers are bookmarking me and grabbing the syndication feeds and it warms this hippy’s heart to no end!
It’s not that I’m unpopular, or unknown, I prefer to see it as still remaining underground; so if you’ve made it here, well done you!
I love you hippyfans, I really do. That’s why I want to give you my old bong. For the hippy loveth you all so much that he doth giveth you his old acrylic old! Dig it fuckers!
So to my hippyfans, both old and new, thank you for visiting my page.
You’re part of the internet elite, a small, extremely intelligent and sexy subgroup of internet users who have the good taste, common sense and quite frankly, the overwhelming cool required to fully appreciate whatever it is I do here.
What is it I do here, again? Oh yeah, my special brand of drivel!
You are by far the best group of fans on the internet and though your numbers may be few (and growing rapidly), you all more than make up for it with your style, wit and joie de vivre!
So whether you are a first time visitor or a long time hippyfan, welcome to my wild, weird and wacky world!
“I’ll make you laugh, I’ll make you think, I’ll make you wish you were a hippy too!” Or something like that.
Go on fuckers, one of you can really win my bong! Click here to find out how right now!
Yo.
Yes, I’m back.
Two days in a row! It’s like all your xmas’s have come at once and Santa Claus is really Jesus and he’s taking you to heaven to live with god for eternity and have nothing but oral sex all the time. Yee-fucking-haw!
Sad bastard that I am, I was dipping into my hippyarchive for a trip down memory lane. I wish it was a real trip, but the government man took away my beloved magic mushrooms last summer, so now I ain’t got nothing psychedelic to savour and enjoy in the privacy of my north London lair.
I know I harp on about this shroom ban, but I do for good reason! I really dug the little fuckers and I miss them very much!
Way back when shrooms were legal and the postman was my dealer and he didn’t even know it; I used to indulge in this little pastime once every week or so. It was good for me.
When shrooms were legal, they were cheap, easy to get, consistently potent and if used with intelligence and knowledge, very safe. Safer than booze any day of the week, but don’t get me started on the legal drugs!
Yes, some people can go crazy if they abuse shrooms without the required information and smarts. But some people go crazy anyway.
Scooobity bee boop!
How many people get beat up, robbed, killed, pregnant, infected, you name it, because of a particularly heavy night in the pub?
Really! Don’t get me fucking started!
When you put it into that context, the ban on shrooms seems even more ridiculous!
The reason I’m feeling so nostalgic about my former favourite legal substance is two fold; firstly my 2nd anniversary of blogging is quickly approaching.
Fuck! Two years of spouting absolute rubbish online and being ignored by the mainstream press, even though I am the one true genius of the 21st century!
Save the celebrations for another day. How about the day? Ok.
And secondly, I was reading some of my early entries and damn if I didn’t wax lyrical endlessly about my total enjoyment of magic mushrooms.
I miss my funny fungus! The mushroom god doesn’t visit me anymore! I’m a man without a religion! Shouldn’t the European Court of Human Rights be defending my right to worship in the manner of my own choosing?
Nothing else available comes even close to the amazingly pleasant pleasure of being monged to the gills on some fresh, potent shroomies! It was like a religion to me.
Well, put it this way, it made me feel closer than ever to actually having any faith in anything in the entire known and unknown universe.
And they took it all away from me, just because they felt like it! The fucking cunts!
Grrrrrrr!
Gimme back my fresh and legal shrooms or I am going to hold my breath until I turn blue! Gimme! Gimmmeeeee!
Gimmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee! Now! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I’ll level with you…
I don’t actually have a topic today. I’m just here because I have some time right now.
Does that make you feel neglected?
I’m sorry about that, but I’m in the middle of a rather long and gruelling run of work. Sometimes life is like that, but come next month, my bank account will be laughing and isn’t that the main thing?
It’s the usual situation, I’ve spotted all sorts of interesting things to comment on; you know, give it the old skewed hippyspin.
But time has been a precious commodity this week, especially free time and its not over yet. I’ve still got more work at the end of the week; I’m only off for 2 glorious nights and I’m going to make the most of them.
I’m not sure how just yet, but this hippy is quite resourceful.
So here I sit, in front of this blank computer screen, with nothing but a blinking cursor and the words above this sentence, staring back at me.
Hardly my strongest start!
Perhaps this lack of direction is a godsend in disguise. A distinct lack of direction has certainly served me well throughout my life, so it should work for a blog entry too.
Let’s jam, let’s riff, and let’s just see wherever the fuck my stream of consciousness takes us. I expect we’ll end up someplace interesting.
Here’s something you won’t know until I tell you: Between this paragraph and the previous one, nearly 3 hours have passed. Tricky, eh?
Mrs. H woke up and I stopped writing to hang out with her as today is her day off. At least it should have been, but she got called into her office this afternoon unexpectedly. It was an overtime bonanza for a short day, so she said “yes”.
So what did I do for the three hours beside hang out with my missus?
I took drugs!
I’ve had a couple of spliffs, a dope cake and I took a herbal pill.
Right now, it’s Wednesday afternoon at 1pm, which I think is the perfect time to get off your face. Well, it’s as good as any when you’ve only got 60 hours off!
The dope is some sort of commercial grade skunk and it’s most acceptable, if not particularly a gourmet strain and I’ve got loads of spliffs rolled and ready to go.
I baked the dopecakes last week, using a simple store-bought Victoria sponge mix, some muffin cases and some yummy vanilla icing. Oh and don’t forget the dope; 2 grams of the aforementioned skunk and ½ a gram of my homemade hash, carefully scraped from the bottom chamber of my grinder.
Besides tasting great, they came out extremely strong, but I expected that when I prepared them. I based the amount of dope on ending up with 24 individual cakes, but ended up with only 12, so they were twice as potent as I had planned. I wanted a single dose to be 2 cakes, but these motherfuckers monged you royally with just one!
I haven’t cooked with cannabis in years, mainly because you need to use a reasonable amount of weed to make them effective and that makes it pricey. It was a nice treat.
Eating cannabis gives you a much different high than smoking. It comes on slowly, and is harder to describe. The feeling is relaxed, carefree and chilled, from head to toe. It lasts a long time as well.
I ate 1 cake around 30 minutes ago and I’m just starting to feel its effects. In another 30 minutes or so, the feelings will be more intense and some people that eating dope can be quite trippy. That’s never been the case with me, but everyone is different.
The other substance I took is a legal one, called NXT PHASE EXPLODING HAPPINESS (Purple) and I think it comes from Holland. I didn’t recognise many of the ingredients and was too lazy to Google them, I thought fuck it; they look cool.
Nintey minutes after swallowing one, the effects are very pleasant, relaxing but up. I’m guessing they are a piperazine blend, BZP, TMPP or something like that, but I’m not sure.
The brand, NXT PHASE have a whole line of legal highs which might be worth exploring further. So far, I’m digging these, but I think I’ll just stick to the one pill for now.
My last experience with any like this was around my birthday, when I took way too many PURPLE OHMS. Since then I’ve read some trip reports, which said 2-3 pills, produced a very strong trip. I took six. Oooops. Don’t try that at home, fuckers!
I know I have them a bit of a bad review when I last wrote about them, which is why I’m offering this little update. I doubled the dose, which is a very silly and stupid thing to do. It’s hardly surprising that I had a bad time with them, now that I am aware of this.
That doesn’t mean I’m going to try them again, but it is the reason why I haven’t played around with any legal pills in over a month.
The other reason I’m mentioning this is because at the moment, the number one search term that’s bringing people to my blog is “PURPLE OHMS”. For all of you out there in internet land, here’s my previous post on the subject, which will save you from DIGGING IT OUT YOURSELF.
Ok, now it’s getting harder to concentrate on what I’m writing and my typing is turning to shit as well.
That means it’s time for me to wrap this up and post it while I still can. Thanks for putting up with me. Bye fuckers!
