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Hey ho hippyfans!

How’s it going? Are all your northlon­don­hippy dreams com­ing true? Mine sure are!

Life for this hippy has never been bet­ter, which means either I’m doing really well, or up until today, my life’s been fairly shitty.

Take your pick!

The main rea­son I’m writ­ing this entry is because I want to tell you about some­thing that EDIT just started sell­ing from my friends at RooR.

Yes, it’s another bong, but oh my fuck­ing god(!!!) what a bong!

I’m talk­ing about the RooR Cus­tom– White Lines — 5.0mm Dealer’s Cup. It is seri­ously a thing of beauty. The size, the style, the atten­tion to detail are all clas­sic RooR and the design is just amazing!

A snow-white crown mouth­piece and match­ing bowl, snow-white ice-notches, two reduc­tions and a solid sil­ver hemp leaf all make this bong a dis­tin­guished edi­tion to the White Lines fam­ily. And like all RooR bongs and pipes, the qual­ity of the con­struc­tion is, well, the best in the world!

And there’s a rea­son why I endorse RooR goods so much, I own a fair bit of their kit myself! I won’t inven­tory it for you again here, but if you click on the RooR cat­e­gory you can read all about it.

Oh, I did buy a new RooR piece last week; I finally got my RooR Black Ash­catcher 5.0 and I’m really impressed with it. It’s given me the best smoke ever from my Lit­tle Sista through the dif­fuser and is worth having.

So there you go, another fine and desir­able prod­uct from RooR. I really do need to con­tact them about sell­ing a cus­tom northlon­don­hippy RooR bong.

You’d buy one, wouldn’t you?

Since I started writ­ing about my love of RooR glass­ware, I’ve noticed a lot of peo­ple have been vis­it­ing look­ing for more infor­ma­tion about their pipes and bongs.

As always, I’m only too happy to help!

I’m not spy­ing on you, but I do like to see what search terms peo­ple use that bring them to me. Ok, I’m nosy, but if it were your blog, you’d be nosy too!

All RooR glass­ware is hand made to a very high stan­dard, from the small­est mini-steamroller to the top of the range Lit­tle Sista White Lines bong and every model in-between. The bongs are espe­cially sturdy, with a choice of wall thick­nesses right up to 7.0mm.

RooR stuff is also well designed and aes­thet­i­cally pleas­ing; it all looks very good. It’s all also easy to clean, using just a ket­tle full of boil­ing water and a lit­tle bit of RooR’s spe­cial bong cleaner.

By far, the most impor­tant thing about RooR pipes and bongs is this: how it smokes!

Being an old hippy, I’ve owned more pipes and bongs than you’ve prob­a­bly had hot din­ners. Well, I’ve owned dozens over the years, how many times have you eaten cooked food?

Ok, you won that round!

Glass pipes are taste neu­tral, so you get the full flavour of what­ever smok­ing herb you’re enjoy­ing. Like weed.

RooR pipes are designed to max­imise the flavour and the potency, they hit like a dream. I’ve never smoked from bet­ter pipes and that goes for all three mod­els that I per­son­ally own, the mini-steamroller, the Pocket Friend and my Lit­tle Sista Ice Mas­ter 3.0 bong. They rock!

What also makes RooR so good is the bowl sys­tem; the Pocket Friend and all of the bongs use inter­change­able bowls, which are also designed to enhance the expe­ri­ence. Com­bined with a RooR glass gauze, you have the per­fect cham­ber for ignit­ing your cho­sen herb. Again, weed.

I’ve cus­tomised my Lit­tle Sista with a RooR dif­fuser to replace the stan­dard down­pipe and that fur­ther improves the smooth­ness of the smoke. My next pur­chase will be the RooR Ash Catcher, which should com­plete my lit­tle collection.

I know that RooR is expen­sive, but then so is any­thing of real qual­ity that you might pur­chase and expect to per­form well and last for a very long time. You get what you pay for in this world and I can tell you from my expe­ri­ence, RooR is up there with Sony and Apple Com­put­ers as far as brands I trust that are very cool.

As a mat­ter of fact, since I’ve become one of the world’s biggest cheer­lead­ers for RooR, I’m think­ing about approach­ing them to do a spe­cial edi­tion northlon­don­hippy bong and then ask­ing my friends at EDIT if they would like to be the exclu­sive dis­trib­u­tors for it.

I would cus­tom design it myself, nat­u­rally and order the very first one as well. Then they could take pho­tos of it and list it on their web­sites to sell. And then you could buy one! It would be just like get­ting high with me every night only with less of me smok­ing all of your weed!

How fuck­ing cool would that be?

And that title ain’t no lie, fuckers!

I’m high as a kite; I’m as high as the sky. I’m so high, so high, SO high!

I’ve been test-driving “The Big Grin” from Funk Pills and I’m dig­ging these lit­tle fuck­ers very much. I’ll be order­ing some more of them.

I took one pill around 12:30pm and was pleas­antly sur­prised that by 1:30pm, I was feel­ing some mild, yet pro­nounced effects.

Ini­tially, I found it slightly euphoric, with a sub­tle under­tow of being mon­ged. My vision became sharper as well.

I took a sec­ond dose around 2:30pm and now it is two hours after that. It’s much more euphoric, sen­sual and uplift­ing while being more com­fort­ably mon­ged. Colours are quite vibrant, my vision is razer sharp.

I like ‘em these ones good!

The nicest thing about them is they are not speedy at all; no rac­ing heart, no rest­less­ness. You could quite eas­ily watch a film or go out and talk utter crap to strangers for hours.

I had some com­ments from a long time hip­py­fan called Mesh­man which I thought I would share with you. Here’s his mes­sage to me:

“hello mr hippy, i often pop in here and check what you are up too — wasnt happy to hear about your pur­ple ohm exp, hope you were ok in the end , how­ever i was sur­prised at you for tak­ing more than rec­om­mended — you should know better !!!!

any­ways i felt it pru­dent to dis­pel the myth that you per­pet­u­ate re :- piper­azines. They are not an extract or deriv­a­tive of any nat­ural sub­stance — they dont occur in nature at all — in fact they are more related to Via­gra than Pep­per! Piper­azines are tra­di­tion­ally used to elim­i­nate Worm infec­tions in humans — yes WORMS !!

The orig­i­nal ‘made from pep­per‘ line was spun to help ease the pos­si­ble legal­ity / accep­tance of these com­pounds when they began appear­ing in NZ as a harm reduc­tion tool. They do have a resem­blance to piperi­dine which is a con­stituent of piper­ine which is found in the black pep­per plant, hence the link.

Some info here -

http://www.shaman-australis.com.au/Website/law/Piperazine/index.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piperazine

stay safe and always fol­low the instruc­tions on the pack !!!

- mesh­man”

He’s right on every­thing he’s said. Pay atten­tion kids!

On my ill-fated Pur­ple Ohm fest, which was back in Jan­u­ary, I did indeed exceed the stated dosage, which is why I had such a bad time on them. I have copped to this before, but I don’t know if I’ve ever tried to explain.

My only expe­ri­ence with piper­azines at that point was lim­ited to PEPs and it is very com­mon for peo­ple to exceed the dosage, if what you read in forums online is any­thing to go by. It was the same with other herbal highs I had pre­vi­ously tried; to get any­where you needed to take a lot.

Piper­azines aren’t nor­mal, herbal highs! They are strong and you should all fol­low meshman’s advice and learn from my mistake!

I am hav­ing real trou­ble form­ing coher­ent sen­tences at the moment. I’m not up to my usual game. I’m mon­ged and not complaining!

Even bet­ter, when my order from EDIT came yes­ter­day, it had an extra, free sam­ple pack of Twisted (Psy­che­delic Funk). How cool is that?

I’m going to go back to being a sofa zom­bie on this fine Fri­day after­noon. I’ve just packed up my RooR mini steam­roller and I’m going to float away happy.
Don’t you all want me to be happy? Don’t you? Don’t you??

I’ve had a few hip­py­fans con­tact me to point out that my love of all things RooR, while admirable, does not come cheap.

Of course, they are right. I know that full sized RooR pieces are pricey and not every­one has my sort of wildly over­paid, media job to afford them. Not even me for the high end goodies!

But as the title says, own­ing your own RooR piece doesn’t have to cost a fortune.

RooR’s Steam­roller pipes are extremely well made and very afford­able; the cheap­est one, the mini only costs £5.95 and I can tell you it’s a great pipe, since I own one myself. I use it a lot, actu­ally and it hits like a dream.

The come in three other sizes, each one a lit­tle big­ger than the last, so you can choose one that’s just right for you.

And to get the most out of your RooR Steam­roller, you need to get a glass gauze. I rec­om­mend this one, the glass jack, which fits the mini Steam­roller per­fectly. It’s only an extra £1.50, but it’s worth it. You don’t want a mouth­ful of ash or worse, your favourite herbal expen­sive smok­ing mixture.

Once you see how great the Steam­rollers are, you will want to save you pen­nies for more of their fine glassware!

And while I’m rec­om­mend­ing things to smoke, have you checked out Spice yet? It’s a mix of herbs that tastes nice, rolls nice and makes you feel even nicer. Yes, it really does have an effect! It’s the first herbal mix­ture I’ve ever tried that actu­ally works and the high is very pleas­ant and mellow.

Spice also blends very well with weed, which makes it good for any­one who is try­ing to give up tobacco.

Of course, who am I kid­ding? Every­thing goes bet­ter with weed; espe­cially me!

Happy tok­ing!

Do you dream of win­ning a slightly used bong? Well, click here and be one step closer to real­is­ing that dream!

Hello kids, how’s life out there in inter­net­land? We’re vir­tu­ally neigh­bours, here!

I’ve just arrived home from work on this rainy and grey Sat­ur­day morn­ing, hav­ing just briefly seen the most amaz­ingly per­fect rainbow.

Ya see, how can life be bad when you’ve just seen a per­fect rainbow?

Christ on the cross, but am I a proper hippy some­times or what?

Or what.

The main rea­son I’ve logged in and blogged on is that now that I’ve spent some qual­ity time with all my new RooR good­ies, I thought I might pro­vide you with my more con­sid­ered impres­sions of this finely crafted glassware.

And that’s where I stopped writ­ing on Sat­ur­day morn­ing. It’s Sun­day morn­ing now, a full 24 hours later.

Ain’t time travel amazing?

I’ve just arrived home from work again; only today it’s sunny and bright, but you didn’t come here for the daily north Lon­don weather report, did you?

You want to know about RooR!

My first pur­chase from RooR was the “Mini Steam­roller”, which is a very inex­pen­sive piece and is well within reach of every­one read­ing this. It costs less than seven quid. All you need to add to that is this glass gauze for another £1.50 and you have one of the smoothest hit­ting small pipes I’ve ever had the plea­sure of smok­ing from!

My next pur­chase was the RooR “Pocket Friend” which is admit­tedly on the pricey side, but an amaz­ing look­ing pipe. My ini­tial reac­tion to this pipe was slight dis­ap­point­ment, but now that I’ve had a bit more time to really get to know it, I can say that it too is quite good. Con­sider that my con­sid­ered, revised opinion.

But is it worth the sev­enty quid price tag?

That, my friends, is a mat­ter between you, your per­sonal god and your per­sonal accountant.

I thought I was your per­sonal god, anyway!

I think the crafts­man­ship and func­tion­al­ity are both top-notch and one does get what one pays for, but I do appre­ci­ate for a touch more money, you could buy a full sized bong.

Ok, it’s a lux­ury, but not a necessity.

I know it’s expen­sive, but if you want a nice RooR pipe for chill­ing out while watch­ing tele­vi­sion, this is the per­fect one!

The rea­son it is so good, I think, is two fold; firstly, it uses a nor­mal RooR bowl and glass gauze, which are extremely good, and sec­ondly, because of the large cool­ing cham­ber and smoke path, it hits like a dream!

Mainly, it really fucks you up and lets face it, isn’t that why we all smoke dope?

We do all smoke dope, don’t we?

I was just using the Pocket Friend and I am quite nicely toasted. That’s gotta be wor­thy of a yippppeee!

You know, I haven’t requested a “yipppeee for the hippy” in ages. I can’t remem­ber the last time I did actu­ally. So how about one for old time’s sake?

Go on, gimme a yipppeee!

Thank you, I really needed that.

We now resume the reg­u­larly sched­uled programme.

After the Pocket Friend, I went for a full-on bong, the “Lit­tle Sista Ice Mas­ter 5.0” which I’ve now used a few times.

I can state, cat­e­gor­i­cally that it is by far the best bong I have ever smoked from and that’s really say­ing something!

Part of the rea­son my Lit­tle Sista is so good is that I added two optional bits of kit. I bought this RooR Dif­fuser and this Molino Pre-Cooler, which dra­mat­i­cally changed the way this bong smokes. It hits like heaven must feel!

If there was a heaven.

The dif­fuser soft­ens the smoke as it comes through the down­pipe; it is the down­pipe, only the end is sealed and then punc­tured with lots of lit­tle holes, which is what soft­ens the smoke as it passes through the water in the base of the bong.

The pre-cooler slots into the ground glass joint of the down­pipe and holds a small amount of water, into which its own down­pipe resides. And at the top is the bowl, filled with my favourite smok­ing mixture.

Ok, it’s pure, freshly ground, skunky bud, but you could use any­thing you wanted.

Why would you want to use any­thing else?

The pre-cooler, as the name sug­gests, adds an addi­tional level of cool­ing, as well as fil­tra­tion. It also catches any ash that might fall into the down­pipe, keep­ing it from clog­ging up the base of the dif­fuser and also keep­ing the water in main cham­ber of the bong fresher, longer.

I do like the Molino Pre-Cooler, but I am think­ing of order­ing the RooR ver­sion, called the RooR Ash Catcher 5.0 Black. Again, it’s not cheap, but it would be hand­made to a very high stan­dard. Mainly, I am think­ing of get­ting it because it is clear, which would make it eas­ier to see how much smoke is in it.

Plus, it would match the Lit­tle Sista bet­ter and RooR is as much about style as it is functionality!

All of this praise is to serve as an approved endorse­ment from the northlon­don­hippy for all things RooR.

If you smoke dope, you owe it to your­self to invest in some of this fan­tas­tic glass­ware. It will last you a life­time and pro­vide you with years of smok­ing pleasure!

And if you are feel­ing really rich, per­haps you could order the new RooR cus­tom, “Lit­tle Sis­ter White Lines 5.0” which sells for a cool £360, but is a work of art!

And please note, though I do love my new RooR good­ies, obvi­ously other bongs and pipes work too.

For exam­ple, the Black Leaf bong I’ve quite gen­er­ously offered as the prize in my lat­est wild and wacky con­test. It hits like a moth­er­fucker too! Who­ever is lucky, nee, blessed with win­ning this fine bong will have years of smok­ing plea­sure ahead of them too!

I started a rather labo­ri­ous task last week and that is fix­ing all of “my clas­sic entries” from my old blogspot blog.

When they were imported here into my fancy new blog, they arrived with­out titles or cat­e­gories. They don’t even say they were authored by the hippy! Oh the horror!

The older entries don’t have titles, because I didn’t give them any; like­wise with the cat­e­gories. Bum­mer, man.

That means I have to go into each one and add a title and cat­e­gories myself, then repub­lish. I’ve only done one month so far, out of the last twenty-five months of blog­ging, so I have a long way to go before I’m fin­ished. Though, once I’m done, get­ting around this site will be much easier.

And I’ll be able to pick my top five entries much eas­ier, since I’ll be read­ing every word I’ve writ­ten over the next few weeks. See, I didn’t forget!

And finally, I want to send out a huge “thank you” to all my hip­py­fans, both old and new, for mak­ing the month that just fin­ished, the best month for hip­pyvis­i­tors ever! I did big-time, business!

I might not be able to claim I’m under­ground much longer! Oh the horror!

Know­ing that the num­ber of you hip­py­fans is grow­ing every day cer­tainly makes writ­ing this blog much more fun!

Ok, I’m an atten­tion seeker, lovemelovemelovemeloveme, but only online.

In my real life, in the real world, I con­tinue to remain anony­mous, invis­i­ble and unno­ticed, which is how I like it. I even had my hair cut quite short last week, a num­ber seven back and sides! Until then, it was down past my shoul­ders, thick and curly.

I looked like a rock god!

Ok, a short, fat and bald­ing rock god, but a rock god none the less.

Now, with short hair, I can move amongst you mor­tals even eas­ier. I could be peer­ing over your shoul­der right now, as you read these words and you wouldn’t even know I was there!

Does that creep you out?

Don’t worry; I won’t fon­dle you, unless you fon­dle me first.

Hey! There’s still time to win my bong! Click here for the details!

Hey hip­py­fans! How’s things?

Things are groovy here in my north Lon­don lair. I’ve had a few mel­low days, sort­ing out a few things here and there. Life is good.

I’ve popped by just to men­tion that there’s a big change to my web­site, which you may have noticed.

I now have advertising.

The com­pany I’ve cho­sen to adorn my blog is none-other than EveryoneDoesIt.Com, or EDIT as I often refer to them and as they do indeed refer to themselves.

EDIT is by far the best web retailer there is for all things legal and drug related. I’ve been shop­ping with them per­son­ally for nearly three years and I can only praise the qual­ity of their ser­vice and goods. I wish all the web­sites I shopped with were as together as EDIT.

But what exactly do they sell?

Pipes, bongs, bub­blers, seeds, a wide vari­ety of legal highs, spares, blunt wrap­pers, grinders, rolling papers, rolling machines, rolling trays, rolling sta­tions and of course, my new favourites, RooR glass­ware. If it is legal, fun and related to get­ting high, my friends at EDIT stock it.

So if you are going to shop with EDIT, why not do it through me? All you have to do is click on any of the links on this page and let EDIT do the rest. I promise you they are every bit as good as I say they are. And I should know, I’m prob­a­bly one of their best customers!

And if you do shop with EDIT, send me an email and let me know what you bought and how it all worked out for you!

One of you is really going to win my bong, but you can’t win it, if you don’t enter. Click here for all the details. It really could be *you*

Hey fuck­ers. I’m hav­ing one of those hip­py­days that make life worth liv­ing already!

I’ve been awake since 5am, lucky me. I went to bed around 11pm, so that’s 6 hours of qual­ity sleep. Ok, it’s not enough.

I’ve already watched the lat­est episode of the Sopra­nos, which is a pretty neat trick here in north Lon­don, con­sid­er­ing it’s get­ting it’s first run in Amer­ica on HBO right now. Why do I have to wait for Chan­nel Four to get their act together? I’ll watch it again when they show it any­way, so every­one wins!

I’m dig­ging it already and they’re only up to episode two. Rock on.

I’ve also been out to the superduper­mar­ket and it was a good trip. I was there and back in 45 min­utes and didn’t for­get a sin­gle item. Yipppeee to that!

I’ve also read all my usual news­pa­per sites and other assorted web­pages, checked all my email accounts and responded to the more press­ing ones. I’ve also done some web shop­ping, plac­ing an order with Ama­zon and EDIT.

Besides a few small, incon­se­quen­tial items, the two main things I pur­chased from EDIT are the following:

A RooR dif­fuser (for my Lit­tle Sista 5.0 Ice Master)

…and

SPICE!

The dif­fuser was planned all along, but to order one, I had to mea­sure the down­pipe that was shipped with the Lit­tle Sista, because each bong is unique and the lengths can vary. Hey ho!

Spice, appears to be a herbal smok­ing mix­ture that is sup­pose to smell and taste good as well as get you high! Sounds good to me; and appar­ently it also mixes very well with weed, so I could be on to a win­ner. It also costs the same as skunk, so I’m hop­ing the reviews I’ve seen means it lives up to the hype. I’ll find out tomorrow.

I always try to stay up to date and on the cut­ting edge of legal highs! Watch out for my per­sonal review of Spice, com­ing soon!
God, is this a dull-ass post­ing or what? I went shop­ping, I bought this, I wanked my cock down to a bloody stump!

OK, I made up that last one, just to see if you were pay­ing atten­tion. You are. Good.

See, here’s the thing. As “the biggest inter­net celebrity you’ve never heard of….but not for long”, I’m con­stantly check­ing my hit­counter to see if my online star­dom has arrived.

So far, it hasn’t.

That doesn’t stop me from check­ing, though. As “a mes­siah for the new mil­len­nium”, I know I need to get my words out to the masses in a big old way; and I know my time will come; and soon!

In the mean­time, I am chart­ing a rather steady increase in traf­fic to my site. There’s loads of new hip­py­fans join­ing you old timers every day. I can even see how many of you fuck­ers are book­mark­ing me and grab­bing the syn­di­ca­tion feeds and it warms this hippy’s heart to no end!

It’s not that I’m unpop­u­lar, or unknown, I pre­fer to see it as still remain­ing under­ground; so if you’ve made it here, well done you!

I love you hip­py­fans, I really do. That’s why I want to give you my old bong. For the hippy loveth you all so much that he doth giveth you his old acrylic old! Dig it fuckers!

So to my hip­py­fans, both old and new, thank you for vis­it­ing my page.

You’re part of the inter­net elite, a small, extremely intel­li­gent and sexy sub­group of inter­net users who have the good taste, com­mon sense and quite frankly, the over­whelm­ing cool required to fully appre­ci­ate what­ever it is I do here.

What is it I do here, again? Oh yeah, my spe­cial brand of drivel!

You are by far the best group of fans on the inter­net and though your num­bers may be few (and grow­ing rapidly), you all more than make up for it with your style, wit and joie de vivre!

So whether you are a first time vis­i­tor or a long time hip­py­fan, wel­come to my wild, weird and wacky world!

“I’ll make you laugh, I’ll make you think, I’ll make you wish you were a hippy too!” Or some­thing like that.

One bong. One win­ner. One hippy to decide! Click here to enter!

What’s with you guys?

Don’t you want to win my old bong?

This con­test is seri­ous. This con­test is real!

You can win my old bong. Well, you can if you enter. There’s a link at the top of this page that will tell you how!

Some­one really has to win it, why not let it be you!

My new bong arrived yes­ter­day in all its RooR good­ness. I went for the Lit­tle Sista Ice Mas­ter 5.0 and it’s a work of art! It’s also mas­sive! It’s a good thing I’m get­ting rid of my old one!

Believe it or not, I haven’t tried it yet. I’m wait­ing for the right time to test drive it. I expect it will smoke like a dream.

I’m awake too early again this morn­ing, thanks to two my cats. I’m work­ing tonight and they woke me up more than 12 hours before I’m due at my office. I’m going back to bed, very soon.

I’ve got a cou­ple of things I need to sort out before I rejoin my pil­lows and this entry is just my attempt to kill some time.

Does that make you feel bad? That I’m only here to waste some time? I’ve got no pearls of wis­dom or clever obser­va­tions to share with you. I’m just here because I can’t think of any­thing bet­ter to do.

A lot of life is just killing time. Wait­ing is prob­a­bly our num­ber one pas­time. We wait in shops, in doctor’s offices, we wait for pages to load in our browsers online; we wait for food to be served, plates to be cleared, loved ones to phone.

Most of the time, we’re all just wait­ing to die.

Maybe your death is decades away, maybe it’s only moments. Per­haps while you’re sit­ting at your PC, read­ing this very hip­py­post­ing, you might shuf­fle off that mor­tal coil.

Sorry in advance if my dri­vel is the last thing on your mind when you meet your maker!

Per­haps you’re one of those peo­ple that fill every wak­ing moment with some­thing use­ful and wor­thy. Well done, you.

I try to keep busy, I strive not to waste time, but I can’t help it. There’s just so much of it to waste.

Until you run out of time, then you wish you could have all the time back.

Some­times I feel like I’ve wasted the last 20 years of my life.

That doesn’t mean I haven’t had fun, because I’m the king of fun, but I do won­der some­times if the choices I’ve made and the direc­tions I’ve taken have been the right ones.

There’s a school of thought that says what­ever deci­sion you make, it’s the right deci­sion, because it’s the one you made. I’ll buy that because it means you can absolve your­self from any second-guessing.

I don’t like to second-guess myself. Instead, I take stock fre­quently. Most days, I’m not doing too badly.

I’ve got Mrs. H, I’ve got my younger brother; I’ve got a job I dig that pays rea­son­ably well and I’m writ­ing more lately than I ever have. I’ve got a roof over my head and food in my belly. I’ve got com­put­ers, the inter­net and satel­lite tv. I’ve got a house full of cats that keep me enter­tained. I’ve always got dope!

What is this, fuck­ing thanksgiving?

The real ques­tion is; would you do any­thing dif­fer­ently if you had the chance?

Of course I would! Wouldn’t you?

For starters, I’d be taller!

Hey hip­py­fans, do I suck or what?

I haven’t been here in over a week, so indeed I qual­ify in the suck­ing depart­ment. I can only blame my busy and glam­orous media lifestyle and the fact that I’m old and need my sleep!

I could blame loads of other things too, like global warm­ing and the war on ter­ror, but that would be me exag­ger­at­ing the sit­u­a­tion. I’m not actu­ally in gov­ern­ment, so it’s not my job to scare you!

I’ve had a bit of a lull between bouts of work and haven’t done loads. I’m back on Sat­ur­day night for one, then not again until Wednes­day for three more. At the end of the month, I’m going to get really busy and stay that way through most of April. At least I’ll be rich! Depend­ing upon your def­i­n­i­tion of rich, that is.

Put it this way, I won’t be broke and it means I can spend more money on RooR goodies!

I’ve recently dis­cov­ered this excel­lent brand of glass­ware pipes and bongs and am extremely impressed with the qual­ity of their pieces. So far, I’ve only pur­chased two small items, but in the very near future, I’ll be order­ing my very first full sized RooR bong.

My favourite web­site, EDIT, stocks a wide vari­ety of RooR GOODS, all hand made from their fac­tory in Ger­many. Besides being works of art, all of their stuff is extremely func­tional. And the function?

Smok­ing weed!

These are grown-up pieces, they’re not toys for kids! They’re not cheap either!

I pur­chased the small­est piece they make, the MINI STEAMROLLER; it only costs £5.95. I’ve never had a pipe that hit as smooth as this lit­tle baby. I can’t rec­om­mend this one enough, it is absolutely perfect!

Go on and order one, it’s cheap and you will not regret it! Oh and also, order one of these GLASS GAUZES, yes the one I’ve pro­vided the link to, it’s the per­fect size for the mini steamroller!

Clean­ing it is a breeze, just pour some boil­ing water into the bowl and watch most of the gunk float away. If you really need to clean it bet­ter, don’t use a brush, use RooR BONG CLEANER!

The other pipe I bought is the RooR POCKET FRIEND, which I like, but I can’t rec­om­mend, unless you are an aspir­ing col­lec­tor like myself. It’s quite pricey and yes, it does hit like a dream, but it feels a bit frag­ile and for a lit­tle more money, you could have a full sized bong. It’s a real work of art though!

Very soon, I will be order­ing my RooR Lit­tle Sista 5.0, which is going to last me the rest of my life. It looks like the per­fect bong!

Why does all this RooR excite­ment mat­ter to you, you might ask. Sim­ple! It means I’ve got to clear some space and get rid of one of my other bongs! It’s not even 6 months old, but I’m going to part with it…

By giv­ing it away in my next wild and wacky contest!

I tried to give away my car; I’ve shroomed with a hippy fan con­test win­ner, but now get ready for my most amaz­ing, life chang­ing con­test ever!

You can win the hippy’s slightly used, impres­sively cus­tomised Black Leaf bong, with an ice twist!

Don’t worry, this is not the for­mal announce­ment of the con­test, that will be com­ing in the next day or two.

Basi­cally, I’m ready to ship this excel­lent acrylic bong to any­one, any­where in the UK, no wait, any­where in the Euro­pean Union for free!

You’ll have to be at least 18 years old (sorry kids) and live in the Euro­pean Union to enter! I haven’t decided how you’ll win it just yet, but I’m sure emails will be involved! And don’t for­get the oral love!

Let me get some actual pho­tos of the actual bong and post them first. It’s com­plete with fil­ter attach­ment, brand new drop-in Aus­tralian style bowl and con­i­cal gauze, so it’s ready to rock right out of the box!

You’ll need to sup­ply your own weed or other smok­ing mix­ture! I can’t do every­thing for you!

Check back soon for the com­plete details on how you can win the hippy’s bong!

Life just doesn’t get any bet­ter than this!