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Hey ho hippyfans!

It’s a brand new month, but don’t worry, that means it’s still under war­ranty, so you can return it if you are not 100% satisfied!

I worked like a dog last month; that is if you know any dog­gies who put in some­thing like 200 hours of night­shift­ing in around three weeks! My guess is; you don’t.

Unless, you work on the bomb squad. With a snif­fer dog. And it’s been a very busy month for impro­vised devices.

And I bet you don’t do any of that either!

I spent last week as a semi-vegetable; one that required mas­sive amounts of sleep and soft drugs. I can’t say I did much more than kill time all last week, now this week I have to bury it.

It’s not that I didn’t have any­thing to do, for in truth I had loads I could have done. I have other projects ongo­ing of a cre­ative nature as well as one that is reach­ing fruition and will be shortly avail­able in print. Because of my lack of activ­ity, that’s now behind schedule.

I’ve also got this blog. Don’t tell me you couldn’t have done with a dose of the hippy last week?

You need a lit­tle hippy in your life everyday!

So I’ve got no excuses except I was tired. And I’m old and get­ting older, but I’ve more than cov­ered that sub­ject, so we’ll give it a miss today.

In terms of relax­ation and recre­ation, I revis­ited an old friend, Mr. Piperazine.

I took some PEP Twisted over the week­end and I must say that they are very enjoy­able. I think my unfor­tu­nate and com­pletely self-inflicted OD on Pur­ple Ohms put me off these par­tic­u­larly effec­tive legal highs a bit, but now I’m back and ready to party.

More than that, I’m ready to sam­ple some of the next generation!

There’s plenty of new pills on the mar­ket and my friends at EDIT seem to stock them all. They’ve added a few new ranges that I plan on try­ing soon; purely for research pur­poses, so I can come here and review them just for you!

You see, I’m still liv­ing that hippy life, so you don’t need to! Although you can if you want; I’m not stop­ping you. Your mort­gage is!

A few of these new pills have caught my eye. The next one’s on my list to try are called Speed­balls and they are unique in that they are a mix of BZP/TFMP blend plus and this is the inter­est­ing ingre­di­ent; kratom.

I’ve not tried Kratom before, so I am inter­ested in what these pills will do. I also ordered some 15xKratom extract, which I will be sam­pling soon as well.

The pills that really look inter­est­ing are a range of caps called Funk Pills. Funk Pills come in wide vari­ety, they are rumoured to be strong and effec­tive. Ini­tial reports so far have been very favourable. The two that I’m going to order next are Twisted (Psy­che­delic Funk) and the Big Grin, which you can check out for your­self if you really want to know about them. That’s why I spend all this extra time includ­ing all these extra-special hippylinks!

The last one that is on my list of fun things to do soon are from the orig­i­nal PEP peo­ple and they are called PEP X. They are sup­posed to be the strongest, most MDMA like pills avail­able, but they are so new that there is very lit­tle feed­back avail­able, so I will have to judge for myself.

All of these pills are in their third or fourth gen­er­a­tion. This means as they tin­ker with the ingre­di­ents and refine the ratios and such, they are becom­ing more effec­tive with fewer side effects. Good news for everyone!

You might be sur­prised to find that most, if not all of these pills con­tain vit­a­mins and other revi­tal­is­ing com­pounds to min­imise the poten­tial ill effects of the drugs in the mix.

If you want far more real-world infor­ma­tion than I could ever pro­vide you with myself, I would sug­gest you check out the Legal Highs forum on EDIT. There’s a wealth of info and expe­ri­ence avail­able and it always pays to do your home­work before play­ing around with any new sub­stance or drug. It’s good to learn from other’s mis­takes, so you don’t have to make them yourself.

I make a lot mis­takes, so you don’t have to!

Here’s a hippy hint: Drink a rea­son­able amount of fluid when you take piper­azines. They are a bit of a diuretic, which means you will piss a lot and that fluid needs to be replaced.

Here’s another hippy hint: Don’t choose booze as your fluid. Why? Because alco­hol dehy­drates you and so does piper­azine, and the com­bi­na­tion means you will end up with the nas­ti­est hang­over of your life the next day if you overindulge in liquor.

Now a lit­tle his­tory: These pills became pop­u­lar in New Zealand first, where the very sen­si­ble gov­ern­ment pro­motes them as “harm min­i­mal­i­sa­tion solu­tions” because they keep you away from street drugs. That’s no bad thing, because with street drugs you never know what you are going to get.

Or more fre­quently, not get as you won’t know until after you’ve spent you money and wasted a night wait­ing to come up on some pills you bought from some guy in some club, who told you they were super-duper strong E’s the best he ever had!

These are con­sis­tently made to the same stan­dard, kind of like Big Mac’s. You can walk into any McDon­alds, any­where in the world and order a Big Mac and it will be exactly like any other Big Mac you’ve ever had. Brand con­sis­tency or some other mar­ket­ing wank-speak.

Piper­azine is an extract of pep­per. Fuck knows what is in those pills you buy in a club! All the really cool kids have already fig­ured out that these legal highs are bet­ter, cheaper and more depend­able than street drugs. Isn’t it time you dis­cov­ered them too?

And now for the hippy dis­claimer: Although these drugs are legal, they are still drugs and should be treated as such. They are not candy, even if Pur­pleOhms are grape flavoured.

Be sen­si­ble, be smart and treat them with respect. All it’s going to take to piss all over our party (again) is some stu­pid kid tak­ing way too many of these legal pills and before you know it, a photo of the kid on life-support is in all the news­pa­pers and the kid’s par­ent start some lame action group to get them banned!

Just say no to reck­less abuse!

Always fol­low the instruc­tions on the pack­ag­ing and be respon­si­ble when you party. Don’t drive when you’re fucked up. Go some­place and dance your ass off instead!

Hey! There’s still time to win my bong! Click here for the details!

Hey hip­py­fans! How’s things?

Things are groovy here in my north Lon­don lair. I’ve had a few mel­low days, sort­ing out a few things here and there. Life is good.

I’ve popped by just to men­tion that there’s a big change to my web­site, which you may have noticed.

I now have advertising.

The com­pany I’ve cho­sen to adorn my blog is none-other than EveryoneDoesIt.Com, or EDIT as I often refer to them and as they do indeed refer to themselves.

EDIT is by far the best web retailer there is for all things legal and drug related. I’ve been shop­ping with them per­son­ally for nearly three years and I can only praise the qual­ity of their ser­vice and goods. I wish all the web­sites I shopped with were as together as EDIT.

But what exactly do they sell?

Pipes, bongs, bub­blers, seeds, a wide vari­ety of legal highs, spares, blunt wrap­pers, grinders, rolling papers, rolling machines, rolling trays, rolling sta­tions and of course, my new favourites, RooR glass­ware. If it is legal, fun and related to get­ting high, my friends at EDIT stock it.

So if you are going to shop with EDIT, why not do it through me? All you have to do is click on any of the links on this page and let EDIT do the rest. I promise you they are every bit as good as I say they are. And I should know, I’m prob­a­bly one of their best customers!

And if you do shop with EDIT, send me an email and let me know what you bought and how it all worked out for you!

I’ll level with you…

I don’t actu­ally have a topic today. I’m just here because I have some time right now.

Does that make you feel neglected?

I’m sorry about that, but I’m in the mid­dle of a rather long and gru­elling run of work. Some­times life is like that, but come next month, my bank account will be laugh­ing and isn’t that the main thing?

It’s the usual sit­u­a­tion, I’ve spot­ted all sorts of inter­est­ing things to com­ment on; you know, give it the old skewed hippyspin.

But time has been a pre­cious com­mod­ity this week, espe­cially free time and its not over yet. I’ve still got more work at the end of the week; I’m only off for 2 glo­ri­ous nights and I’m going to make the most of them.

I’m not sure how just yet, but this hippy is quite resourceful.

So here I sit, in front of this blank com­puter screen, with noth­ing but a blink­ing cur­sor and the words above this sen­tence, star­ing back at me.

Hardly my strongest start!

Per­haps this lack of direc­tion is a god­send in dis­guise. A dis­tinct lack of direc­tion has cer­tainly served me well through­out my life, so it should work for a blog entry too.

Let’s jam, let’s riff, and let’s just see wher­ever the fuck my stream of con­scious­ness takes us. I expect we’ll end up some­place interesting.

Here’s some­thing you won’t know until I tell you: Between this para­graph and the pre­vi­ous one, nearly 3 hours have passed. Tricky, eh?

Mrs. H woke up and I stopped writ­ing to hang out with her as today is her day off. At least it should have been, but she got called into her office this after­noon unex­pect­edly. It was an over­time bonanza for a short day, so she said “yes”.

So what did I do for the three hours beside hang out with my missus?

I took drugs!

I’ve had a cou­ple of spliffs, a dope cake and I took a herbal pill.

Right now, it’s Wednes­day after­noon at 1pm, which I think is the per­fect time to get off your face. Well, it’s as good as any when you’ve only got 60 hours off!

The dope is some sort of com­mer­cial grade skunk and it’s most accept­able, if not par­tic­u­larly a gourmet strain and I’ve got loads of spliffs rolled and ready to go.

I baked the dopecakes last week, using a sim­ple store-bought Vic­to­ria sponge mix, some muf­fin cases and some yummy vanilla icing. Oh and don’t for­get the dope; 2 grams of the afore­men­tioned skunk and ½ a gram of my home­made hash, care­fully scraped from the bot­tom cham­ber of my grinder.

Besides tast­ing great, they came out extremely strong, but I expected that when I pre­pared them. I based the amount of dope on end­ing up with 24 indi­vid­ual cakes, but ended up with only 12, so they were twice as potent as I had planned. I wanted a sin­gle dose to be 2 cakes, but these moth­er­fuck­ers mon­ged you roy­ally with just one!

I haven’t cooked with cannabis in years, mainly because you need to use a rea­son­able amount of weed to make them effec­tive and that makes it pricey. It was a nice treat.

Eat­ing cannabis gives you a much dif­fer­ent high than smok­ing. It comes on slowly, and is harder to describe. The feel­ing is relaxed, care­free and chilled, from head to toe. It lasts a long time as well.

I ate 1 cake around 30 min­utes ago and I’m just start­ing to feel its effects. In another 30 min­utes or so, the feel­ings will be more intense and some peo­ple that eat­ing dope can be quite trippy. That’s never been the case with me, but every­one is different.

The other sub­stance I took is a legal one, called NXT PHASE EXPLODING HAPPINESS (Pur­ple) and I think it comes from Hol­land. I didn’t recog­nise many of the ingre­di­ents and was too lazy to Google them, I thought fuck it; they look cool.

Nintey min­utes after swal­low­ing one, the effects are very pleas­ant, relax­ing but up. I’m guess­ing they are a piper­azine blend, BZP, TMPP or some­thing like that, but I’m not sure.

The brand, NXT PHASE have a whole line of legal highs which might be worth explor­ing fur­ther. So far, I’m dig­ging these, but I think I’ll just stick to the one pill for now.

My last expe­ri­ence with any like this was around my birth­day, when I took way too many PURPLE OHMS. Since then I’ve read some trip reports, which said 2–3 pills, pro­duced a very strong trip. I took six. Oooops. Don’t try that at home, fuckers!

I know I have them a bit of a bad review when I last wrote about them, which is why I’m offer­ing this lit­tle update. I dou­bled the dose, which is a very silly and stu­pid thing to do. It’s hardly sur­pris­ing that I had a bad time with them, now that I am aware of this.

That doesn’t mean I’m going to try them again, but it is the rea­son why I haven’t played around with any legal pills in over a month.

The other rea­son I’m men­tion­ing this is because at the moment, the num­ber one search term that’s bring­ing peo­ple to my blog is “PURPLE OHMS”. For all of you out there in inter­net land, here’s my pre­vi­ous post on the sub­ject, which will save you from DIGGING IT OUT YOURSELF.

Ok, now it’s get­ting harder to con­cen­trate on what I’m writ­ing and my typ­ing is turn­ing to shit as well.

That means it’s time for me to wrap this up and post it while I still can. Thanks for putting up with me. Bye fuckers!

I’m dig­ging my new blog very much!

Ain’t it shiny? Don’t you just want to lick it?

If you do, I’ll charge you extra. This media whore don’t come cheap!

I espe­cially like my new ban­ner. Actu­ally it’s my first and only ban­ner. Ok, so I’m not a ban­ner expert. I still dig it anyway!

My younger brother designed it based on my rather loose spec­i­fi­ca­tions. He did the whole site actu­ally and could do yours too, for a mod­est, yet afford­able fee. Con­tact me for details.

The new site uses some­thing called Word Press, which seems like one pow­er­ful moth­er­fucker of a sys­tem. I don’t think I even know half of what it does yet. It’s a brand new world for me!

I spent most of Thurs­day mon­ged out of my skull on those Pur­ple Ohms and to be hon­est, I can’t say I enjoyed it. The expe­ri­ence has put me off piper­azines and LSA, which is a nat­ural pre­cur­sor of LSD.

For starters, I maxed out the dose, because my expe­ri­ence with these herbal highs is such that to get any­where, you need to take as much as they rec­om­mend pos­si­ble. Maybe that wasn’t wise, but fuck it, it was my birth­day and the pack­age promised “a shroom like expe­ri­ence.” Bullshit!

The speed­ier, piper­azine, BZP, or TMMP aspects of it were as described pre­vi­ously, a bit speedy, slightly euphoric and pleas­ant enough, so I think what dis­agreed with me was the LSA con­tain­ing Argryria Ner­vosa. I could be wrong.

Basi­cally, it lasted for hours and the trip­pi­ness wasn’t pleas­ant, it was that anx­ious, rest­less sort of feel­ing that you get from acid cut with too much speed. I didn’t really enjoy it at all.

When Mrs. H got home from work, I had to have a nap, or at least lie in the dark for a cou­ple of hours. She was not impressed to say the least.

I wouldn’t clas­sify it as a “bad trip” but def­i­nitely an unpleas­ant expe­ri­ence that I do not plan on repeat­ing. I get the feel­ing that a lot of these new herbal highs are just a mix of any old legal sub­stance that makes you feel some­thing and not a well-balanced mix of ingre­di­ents that yield a fan­tas­tic time.

Per­haps these new legal highs are still in their infancy and the real arti­sans of the indus­try haven’t cre­ated any­thing ideal yet. At least they are trying.

This lit­tle episode has made me realise just how good magic mush­rooms were and what a tragedy it is that the British gov­ern­ment took them away from us for no good rea­son other than to be seen to be leg­is­lat­ing morality.

My beloved shrooms were safe, reli­able and fun. You knew exactly what you were get­ting and if you were dosage aware, just how strong your trip would be. They were gen­tle on the sys­tem, with a grad­ual come up, com­fort­able peak and relaxed come-down. They were all nat­ural, unprocessed and cheap. Up until last July, you could buy them from a choice of rep­utable retail­ers, online or on the high street.

I miss shrooms quite a bit and noth­ing that’s come along since even comes close. I’m sure if I put my mind to it, I could track some down now, but I don’t want to. They’re “Class A” and I’d rather not mess with that.

No, what I would like is for this gov­ern­ment to do a U-turn. What I’d like to see is some Euro­pean Court over­turn the law! What I’d like is for shrooms to come back, fresh, legal and avail­able to grown-up, respon­si­ble hip­pies like me!

But I live in the real world and that’s just not going to hap­pen, is it?

Instead, peo­ple are going to keep look­ing for that next big thing. And you know what, that next big thing might be far worse than shrooms and it wouldn’t have come on the mar­ket if shrooms were still available!

Accord­ing to a recent report I saw on SKY NEWS, in this coun­try alone, the legal high mar­ket is in the region of 10 mil­lion pounds per year! That’s a shit­load of money; it’s a mas­sive mar­ket and I pre­dict it will expand in the com­ing years in ways none of us can imagine!

And yes, I’ll be here to test drive these new sub­stances for you! Maybe I’ll find one even bet­ter than shrooms!

Some­how I doubt that too!